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I dare God to...
#31
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I hereby challenge God to a smackdown behind old man Johnson's barn at high noon tomorrow... that is, if he isn't chicken!
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#32
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(December 16, 2014 at 11:29 am)Schwa Wrote: I hereby challenge God to a smackdown behind old man Johnson's barn at high noon tomorrow... that is, if he isn't chicken!

Ten bucks says god will loose.
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#33
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By default as a no show.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

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Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
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#34
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I dare God to fill my house to the brim with jam.
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#35
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(December 16, 2014 at 11:29 am)Schwa Wrote: I hereby challenge God to a smackdown behind old man Johnson's barn at high noon tomorrow... that is, if he isn't chicken!

What will you do if old man Johnson's chicken gets a smackdown at high noon?

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Dying to live, living to die.
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#36
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I dare god to make theists able to think and seek knowledge.
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#37
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Hey I just realized, this is kind of like praying. Except we're paying attention to the results.
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#38
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(December 16, 2014 at 2:39 pm)robvalue Wrote: Hey I just realized, this is kind of like praying. Except we're paying attention to the results.

And we won't assume some vague coincidence as being an answer.
Dying to live, living to die.
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#39
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Nah, prayer is usually begging, not the same thing as daring.
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#40
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Good point. God is obviously too much of a complete coward to silence us with even one of our dares. Haha! It makes me happy to insult God, for some reason. Don't worry, it's a victimless crime.
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