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[CapnAwesome]

Everyday I'm surrounded by privileged liberal white people. Basically all my friends I have in real life fall into this category, and then in my spare time I come on here, where just about everybody falls politically somewhere between Barack Obama and Mao. It gets sometimes a little frustrating for me to see my facebook feed look like a cross between MSNBC and Burning Man. Then I come on here to socialize online with you bunch of pinkos. So to blow off steam I created myself a facebook page to make fun of you all.

1. I'm attempting to be funny. I'm probably going to make fun of something you believe in. So don't take it too personally. I'm actually a nice guy who doesn't really give that much of a shit about any of this. If you are super sensitive maybe don't check it out. Everybody else should though! Laugh at yourself or at me.

2. I know that I spelled privileged wrong a few times. It's a weird fucking word to spell and my spellcheck wasn't working for some reason. Also I know there is some sort of popular blog called 'what white people like' or something. I haven't read it, but within two seconds people told me about it. Yeah, like I'm the only one who ever wanted to make fun of yuppie white people. I haven't read it and won't, so that if/when I rip something off of there it will be on accident.

Anyway: Privileged Liberal White People

Thanks, and feedback is welcome either here or on the page. I'm not that sensitive.

[Violet]

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