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Hope Everyone had a Nice Saturnalia
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Hope Everyone had a Nice Saturnalia
Greetings!

Let's not forget to put the Saturn BACK into Saturnalia though. It gets lonely up in god-land.

And may your prayers to Apollo make it all the way to Sol Invictus on this day of the Unconquerable Sun!
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RE: Hope Everyone had a Nice Saturnalia
I wanted to deflower a virgin, but JFC, they be scarce these days.
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RE: Hope Everyone had a Nice Saturnalia
(December 25, 2014 at 2:14 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: I wanted to deflower a virgin, but JFC, they be scarce these days.

I know! It's become so bad, sheep ranches now advertise "Only All Virgin Sheep - We Guarantee It!"

But I don't buy it. They expect us to believe a constant supply of maiden-sheep are to be provided EVERY time? Once that bell is rung, can't unring it.
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RE: Hope Everyone had a Nice Saturnalia
Nothing worse than sloppy sheep seconds
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RE: Hope Everyone had a Nice Saturnalia
(December 25, 2014 at 2:09 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: And may your prayers to Apollo make it all the way to Sol Invictus on this day of the Unconquerable Sun!

Can't wait for him to return.
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RE: Hope Everyone had a Nice Saturnalia
(December 25, 2014 at 2:29 pm)abaris Wrote:
(December 25, 2014 at 2:09 pm)JesusHChrist Wrote: And may your prayers to Apollo make it all the way to Sol Invictus on this day of the Unconquerable Sun!

Can't wait for him to return.

Me too. Days are short this time of year in the Pacific Northwest.
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RE: Hope Everyone had a Nice Saturnalia
We're going to celebrate Saturnalia by engaging in... fertility rituals. :p
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RE: Hope Everyone had a Nice Saturnalia
(December 25, 2014 at 3:40 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: We're going to celebrate Saturnalia by engaging in... fertility rituals. :p

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RE: Hope Everyone had a Nice Saturnalia
Works for me. Praise Saturn!
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RE: Hope Everyone had a Nice Saturnalia
(December 25, 2014 at 3:40 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: We're going to celebrate Saturnalia by engaging in... fertility rituals. :p

I must be getting old. We eat too much at Christmas for fertility rituals. We have those at other times, and are more inventive when hubby has a day off and the kids do not.
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