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2015 here...
#1
2015 here...
And everything is still shit!

Jokes aside, have a happy new year everyone! Big Grin
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#2
RE: 2015 here...
Hadn't arrived here, yet... but it's close.
Happy New year!
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#3
RE: 2015 here...
Yeah, a good 2015 to everyone.
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#4
RE: 2015 here...
Here as well. Another year closer to the final, inevitable victory of entropy. Heat death of the universe - partaaaaaay!!!!!

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#5
RE: 2015 here...
Happy
new year!

To all those who're still 2014, you didn't miss much...
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#6
RE: 2015 here...
Six and a half hours to go! Wooh! Big Grin

Happy New Year to all! Whenever you get there! Tongue
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#7
RE: 2015 here...
I'll probably greet 2015 as I did 2014 - on my back, staring quite intently at the back of my eyelids.
"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." ~ Benjamin Franklin
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#8
RE: 2015 here...
I'm not gonna make it.

"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#9
RE: 2015 here...
WHY DO I LIVE IN THE PAST
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#10
RE: 2015 here...
In Portugal it's 3AM, I'm not really fond of going out and getting too drunk, but I'm drinking a fine wine right now. Happy 2015 to everyone!
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you

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