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Do you think George Carlin enjoys being ass raped by Satan as he burns in Hell?

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Do you think George Carlin enjoys being ass raped by Satan as he burns in Hell?
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RE: Do you think George Carlin enjoys being ass raped by Satan as he burns in Hell?
January 2, 2015 at 5:20 pm
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January 2, 2015 at 5:20 pm
Fuck yeah, I totally got the last word in, and I'm going to pretend that it was such a sick burn that the OP just ran away and bit her pillow forever and ever.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

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January 2, 2015 at 5:27 pm
Shitstains by the numbers.
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January 2, 2015 at 5:30 pm
This was lesson one on how not to troll.

At least put in some effort.
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RE: Do you think George Carlin enjoys being ass raped by Satan as he burns in Hell?
January 2, 2015 at 6:45 pm
(January 2, 2015 at 5:30 pm)Faith No More Wrote: This was lesson one on how not to troll.

At least put in some effort.
Pathetic!
If it weren't against the roolz I'd make a sock and show these beginners how to troll.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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January 2, 2015 at 7:34 pm
The question in the OP has the clauses in the wrong order.

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RE: Do you think George Carlin enjoys being ass raped by Satan as he burns in Hell?
January 2, 2015 at 11:25 pm
George Carlin was real. Satan? Not so much.
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RE: Do you think George Carlin enjoys being ass raped by Satan as he burns in Hell?
January 2, 2015 at 11:28 pm
satan is GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY Big Grin
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RE: Do you think George Carlin enjoys being ass raped by Satan as he burns in Hell?
January 3, 2015 at 12:06 am
Not that there is anything wrong with that
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RE: Do you think George Carlin enjoys being ass raped by Satan as he burns in Hell?
January 3, 2015 at 3:00 am (This post was last modified: January 3, 2015 at 3:00 am by Marsellus Wallace.)
(January 3, 2015 at 12:06 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Not that there is anything wrong with that

seinfeld <3 <3 I still watch it on my laptop, I have all the seasons' DVDs Smile
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