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Ken Ham's ark.
#11
RE: Ken Ham's ark.
(January 5, 2015 at 11:53 am)Jacob(smooth) Wrote:
(January 5, 2015 at 11:51 am)robvalue Wrote: If they're scared of the rain while building it, I'd be worried it's not gonna pass any tests.

I know right????

I doubt that turd is going to float... its going to get torn apart by the waves.
More or less a ship that big is going to have structural stress when its going to get into the water and the the waves are going to warp the structure of the ship causing it to break apart. If anyone is on board and i was there watching them set sail i would yell take a noodle.
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#12
RE: Ken Ham's ark.
(January 5, 2015 at 11:45 am)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: I can't shake the feeling that somewhere in all of this, someone is getting very, very rich.

Whoever it is, it's certainly not anyone involved in building the damn thing; given that the whole project has struggled for funding from day one, up to and including relying on a multi-million dollar tax break from the state government just to get the ark up and running. Which they ended up not getting, because they wouldn't stop discriminating... and then cried discrimination when they didn't get it.
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#13
RE: Ken Ham's ark.
(January 5, 2015 at 11:59 am)dyresand Wrote:
(January 5, 2015 at 11:53 am)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: I know right????

I doubt that turd is going to float... its going to get torn apart by the waves.
More or less a ship that big is going to have structural stress when its going to get into the water and the the waves are going to warp the structure of the ship causing it to break apart. If anyone is on board and i was there watching them set sail i would yell take a noodle.
It would appear to have 3 reinforced concrete towers sticking up through it. So I'm thinking no to the floating thing
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RE: Ken Ham's ark.
(January 5, 2015 at 12:01 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote:
(January 5, 2015 at 11:59 am)dyresand Wrote: I doubt that turd is going to float... its going to get torn apart by the waves.
More or less a ship that big is going to have structural stress when its going to get into the water and the the waves are going to warp the structure of the ship causing it to break apart. If anyone is on board and i was there watching them set sail i would yell take a noodle.
It would appear to have 3 reinforced concrete towers sticking up through it. So I'm thinking no to the floating thing

What they are that scared of it falling down what happened to having a little faith. Big Grin
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RE: Ken Ham's ark.
Faith is good. Faith, reinforced concrete, earth movers, industrial mills and many lorries is apparently better.
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Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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#16
RE: Ken Ham's ark.
(January 5, 2015 at 12:05 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: Faith is good. Faith, reinforced concrete, earth movers, industrial mills and many lorries is apparently better.

ROFLOL they don't trust god enough then.... to keep the ark standing...ROFLOL
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RE: Ken Ham's ark.
(January 5, 2015 at 12:07 pm)dyresand Wrote:
(January 5, 2015 at 12:05 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote: Faith is good. Faith, reinforced concrete, earth movers, industrial mills and many lorries is apparently better.

ROFLOL they don't trust god enough then.... to keep the ark standing...ROFLOL

That's why churches have lightening rods. Thinking
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Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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#18
RE: Ken Ham's ark.
(January 5, 2015 at 12:09 pm)Jacob(smooth) Wrote:
(January 5, 2015 at 12:07 pm)dyresand Wrote: ROFLOL they don't trust god enough then.... to keep the ark standing...ROFLOL

That's why churches have lightening rods. Thinking

yes its their lack of faith in god that's why they need lighting rods.
On a related note of lighting. ROFLOL
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#19
RE: Ken Ham's ark.
(January 5, 2015 at 11:48 am)robvalue Wrote: Are they gonna prove the Ark actually happened then, by getting 2 of every animal in there for 40 days? Or are they just gonna build a stupid boat and waste money?

Freaking morons. Try the real world, guys.

Stoopid atheist! (Grin)

It was @370 days and *7* pairs of each kind of clean animals and two pair of each kind of other animals.

Learn their bible if you want to make *true fun* of their beliefs.

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#20
RE: Ken Ham's ark.
Electrical and plumbing diagrams? On the Ark? I think there is more than gopherwood being used here.... what ever the fuck that was.

You must remember that Ham's target audience is the single most gullible bunch of fucks on the planet to begin with. To cite Mencken:

Quote:“No one in this world, so far as I know—and I have searched the record for years, and employed agents to help me—has ever lost money by underestimating the intelligence of the great masses of the plain people.”
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