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Ken Ham's ark.
#41
RE: Ken Ham's ark.
(January 5, 2015 at 3:36 pm)Natachan Wrote: So, it will take them over a year, with power tools, and concrete support structures, to make the arc. And Noah did it in a month with hand tools before the invention of composite materials.

And he doesn't see a problem with this?


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#42
RE: Ken Ham's ark.
They didn't have saws back then, so each log would have been split down the middle and slapped onto the frame to make the hull. The frame would have been tree trunks chopped into shape with an adz.

So, yeah, total bullship.
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#43
RE: Ken Ham's ark.
No, magic!

http://youtu.be/I225Vcs3X0g

Bullship. Love it. Big Grin
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Through passion, I gain strength.
Through strength, I gain power.
Through power, I gain victory.
Through victory, my chains are broken."
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#44
RE: Ken Ham's ark.
I just want Ham to submit for scrutiny the stowage plan and stability calculations for Noah's cargo. For a nominal fee, I'm sure someone from the National Cargo Bureau would be happy to run the numbers and confirm that Ham's fable 'holds water'. That is, if they don't die laughing first.
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#45
RE: Ken Ham's ark.
(January 5, 2015 at 3:54 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: I just want Ham to submit for scrutiny the stowage plan and stability calculations for Noah's cargo. For a nominal fee, I'm sure someone from the National Cargo Bureau would be happy to run the numbers and confirm that Ham's fable 'holds water'. That is, if they don't die laughing first.

They wouldn't take Ham seriously.
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#46
RE: Ken Ham's ark.
(January 5, 2015 at 3:56 pm)dyresand Wrote:
(January 5, 2015 at 3:54 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: I just want Ham to submit for scrutiny the stowage plan and stability calculations for Noah's cargo. For a nominal fee, I'm sure someone from the National Cargo Bureau would be happy to run the numbers and confirm that Ham's fable 'holds water'. That is, if they don't die laughing first.

They wouldn't take Ham seriously.

Of course not, but money is money.
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#47
RE: Ken Ham's ark.
(January 5, 2015 at 3:57 pm)Crossless1 Wrote:
(January 5, 2015 at 3:56 pm)dyresand Wrote: They wouldn't take Ham seriously.

Of course not, but money is money.

I like money but even still when they number crunch and get back to him they will die of laughter at how stupid he is. Also he pretty much destroyed himself and Bill didn't need to work that hard at all.



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#48
RE: Ken Ham's ark.
(January 5, 2015 at 3:59 pm)dyresand Wrote:
(January 5, 2015 at 3:57 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: Of course not, but money is money.

I like money but even still when they number crunch and get back to him they will die of laughter at how stupid he is.

A double win. Add a leak with a press release and we have a trifecta.
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#49
RE: Ken Ham's ark.
(January 5, 2015 at 4:01 pm)Crossless1 Wrote:
(January 5, 2015 at 3:59 pm)dyresand Wrote: I like money but even still when they number crunch and get back to him they will die of laughter at how stupid he is.

A double win. Add a leak with a press release and we have a trifecta.

The anger and stupidity will come out when the ark story is proven wrong... and since when god love Europeans and Americans god only loves the middle eastern christians.
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#50
RE: Ken Ham's ark.
(January 5, 2015 at 3:56 pm)dyresand Wrote:
(January 5, 2015 at 3:54 pm)Crossless1 Wrote: I just want Ham to submit for scrutiny the stowage plan and stability calculations for Noah's cargo. For a nominal fee, I'm sure someone from the National Cargo Bureau would be happy to run the numbers and confirm that Ham's fable 'holds water'. That is, if they don't die laughing first.

They wouldn't take Ham seriously.

Yeah, Ham is definitely not kosher.
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