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"The Boy Who Came Back From Heaven" admits he was lying.

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"The Boy Who Came Back From Heaven" admits he was lying.
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RE: "The Boy Who Came Back From Heaven" admits he was lying.
January 20, 2015 at 12:51 am
(January 16, 2015 at 11:24 am)Nope Wrote: I hope the kid isn't being made to feel guilty. It is the fault of the adults around him that his story was taken seriously.

I agree. It was brave of him to admit that he had lied.
Malarkey? What an appropriate last name.. lol. I have to admit it gave me quite a laugh when I read the headlines!!
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RE: "The Boy Who Came Back From Heaven" admits he was lying.
January 20, 2015 at 1:10 am
I look forward to the next "heaven is real" story by Brian Shenanigans.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: "The Boy Who Came Back From Heaven" admits he was lying.
January 20, 2015 at 1:13 am
"The Anonymous, Unprovable, but 100% True Story of How I Dieded and Came Back" by B.S.
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RE: "The Boy Who Came Back From Heaven" admits he was lying.
January 20, 2015 at 1:15 am (This post was last modified: January 20, 2015 at 1:15 am by Cyberman.)
Some say it was written by a professional author, but I can confirm the work is entirely B.S.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: "The Boy Who Came Back From Heaven" admits he was lying.
February 21, 2015 at 5:55 pm
(January 16, 2015 at 10:52 am)Davka Wrote: Little Alex, subject of the bestselling (in Christian bookstores at least) book The Boy Who Came Back From Heaven, has admitted that he made the whole thing up.

Quote:"An Open Letter to Lifeway and Other Sellers, Buyers, and Marketers of Heaven Tourism, by the Boy Who Did Not Come Back From Heaven."

Please forgive the brevity, but because of my limitations I have to keep this short.

I did not die. I did not go to Heaven.

I said I went to heaven because I thought it would get me attention. When I made the claims that I did, I had never read the Bible. People have profited from lies, and continue to. They should read the Bible, which is enough. The Bible is the only source of truth. Anything written by man cannot be infallible.

It is only through repentance of your sins and a belief in Jesus as the Son of God, who died for your sins (even though he committed none of his own) so that you can be forgiven may you learn of Heaven outside of what is written in the Bible…not by reading a work of man. I want the whole world to know that the Bible is sufficient. Those who market these materials must be called to repent and hold the Bible as enough.

In Christ,

Alex Malarkey."

What a testimony to the gullibility of True BelieversTM!

Seriously folks - you should have been at least a little suspicious when you saw that his last name is Malarkey, now shouldn't you?

Thinking

Ah, the human brain and its wonderful ability to believe what it desperately wants to be true. Thet thar shore is some intellergint de-sign, yupyupyup.

This really didn't surprise anyone right? ROFLOL
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