Ah Texas...The Stupid is Everywhere!

[Minimalist]

http://www.bbc.com/news/magazine-30941640

Texas parents object to 'Lebanon' school

Some parents in the Dallas, Texas, suburban town of Frisco aren't too keen on the proposed name of their newest school.

Lebanon High, the school board's choice, is just a bit too, shall we say, foreign.

[vorlon13]

Man, their heads will explode if they find out about Venus, Nebraska.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venus,_Nebraska

[abaris]

Maybe they should enter a city partnership with the upper Austrian town of Fucking and name the school accordingly. Then it wouldn't be as foreign.

[Lucanus]

Maybe they should enter a city partnership with the upper Austrian town of Fucking and name the school accordingly. Then it wouldn't be as foreign.

I shouldn't have googled that

The village is especially popular with British tourists; as a local tour guide explained: "The Germans all want to see Mozart's house in Salzburg; the Americans want to see where The Sound of Music was filmed; the Japanese want Hitler's birthplace in Braunau; but for the British, it's all about Fucking."[12] Augustina Lindlbauer, the manager of an area guesthouse, noted that the area had lakes, forests, and vistas worth visiting, but there was an "obsession with Fucking". Lindlbauer recalled how she had to explain to a British female tourist "that there were no Fucking postcards."[13]

I can't breathe

[Alex K]

They also have a "Helles" type beer registered in their name. Unfortunately it's just a marketing gag, the brewery is not situated in Fucking.