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How many churches in your town?
#31
RE: How many churches in your town?
What's an 'adherent' anyhow ??

Goes to church for funerals and Easter ?

Hasn't cracked a Bible since confirmation class 40 years earlier ?

Doesn't know Christ failed to mention half the commandments when asked which ones to enforce ?

Divorced and remarried 3 times ?



If the map was crayoned for Literalists and the Inerrants, I'm thinking it might be blank other than a dot for FLDS on the Utah/Nevada border.
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#32
RE: How many churches in your town?
Columbia, SC; countless churches. Around 100 in the Yellow Pages, but who knows how many storefront non-denominational evangelical churches there are? The refugee kids I mentor find the number of churches remarkable.
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.
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#33
RE: How many churches in your town?
I used the church finder thingy and there were 10 fucking baptists conglomerations of shitballs alone.

Too depressing after that.

Funny thing, though, is that when they built Sun City in the 60's it was all these old bastards and they built all these huge fucking churches. Now the original old bastards have died off and the newer ones aren't interested so they have all these white elephants sitting empty and the preachers whine about it all the time.

Sucks to be them.
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#34
RE: How many churches in your town?
(January 28, 2015 at 1:47 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Sucks to be them.

Now if can get the law changed to add church property to the tax rolls, they would really be in trouble. Declining membership, no income and have to pay real estate taxes; a perfect storm.

If it happens, it is as God wills anyway, so why cry about it?
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#35
RE: How many churches in your town?
according to the yellow pages there are almost 1300 churches in Orlando.
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#36
RE: How many churches in your town?
What a waste of real estate.
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#37
RE: How many churches in your town?
(January 28, 2015 at 4:45 pm)Minimalist Wrote: What a waste of real estate.

That they don't pay taxes for.
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#38
RE: How many churches in your town?
(January 28, 2015 at 4:44 pm)Drich Wrote: according to the yellow pages there are almost 1300 churches in Orlando.

It's not considred the evangelical capital of the country for nothing.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#39
RE: How many churches in your town?
(January 28, 2015 at 4:44 pm)Drich Wrote: according to the yellow pages there are almost 1300 churches in Orlando.

How large is the population of Orlando?
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#40
RE: How many churches in your town?
I am not sure how many exactly there are in Clearwater, Florida, but you can view the lists of churches here:

http://www.churches-in.com/florida/Clearwater/
http://www.churchfinder.com/churches/fl/clearwater
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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