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Yeah....Way Too Many Fucking Morons Running Around Loose in this Country
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RE: Yeah....Way Too Many Fucking Morons Running Around Loose in this Country
I've seen a few football games since coming here: still a fucking mystery to me. If I was going to believe a capricious and contradictory spirit being was involved in anything, it'd probably be American football. Tongue
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#12
RE: Yeah....Way Too Many Fucking Morons Running Around Loose in this Country
(January 29, 2015 at 12:14 am)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:1 in 4 Americans Believe God Will Decide Who Wins The Super Bowl

If G.O.D is used as an acronym for "Gathering Of Demonstrators", then this statement could potentially be true.
Quote:To know yet to think that one does not know is best; Not to know yet to think that one knows will lead to difficulty.
- Lau Tzu

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RE: Yeah....Way Too Many Fucking Morons Running Around Loose in this Country
(January 29, 2015 at 12:14 am)Minimalist Wrote: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/01/22...f=religion

Quote:1 in 4 Americans Believe God Will Decide Who Wins The Super Bowl

Astonishing assholes.

He's clearly not going to settle on a cunt like Belichick,.

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#14
RE: Yeah....Way Too Many Fucking Morons Running Around Loose in this Country
Hey, some of us are Patriots fans....
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
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RE: Yeah....Way Too Many Fucking Morons Running Around Loose in this Country
Quote:1 in 4 Americans Believe God Will Decide Who Wins The Super Bowl
Let's all remember that the next time some Jesus freak tries to use the argument from popularity.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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RE: Yeah....Way Too Many Fucking Morons Running Around Loose in this Country
(January 29, 2015 at 2:33 am)Aoi Magi Wrote:
(January 29, 2015 at 12:14 am)Minimalist Wrote:

If G.O.D is used as an acronym for "Gathering Of Demonstrators", then this statement could potentially be true.

But yes its a great acronym. But what it all comes down to is who had the better training and better players i think the patriots might win.

I am tempted to add you on skype BTW
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RE: Yeah....Way Too Many Fucking Morons Running Around Loose in this Country
Does this mean I can also give God credit for inviting Katy Perry to perform at half-time? If so, God deserves a swift kick in the ass.
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RE: Yeah....Way Too Many Fucking Morons Running Around Loose in this Country
(January 29, 2015 at 2:29 am)Esquilax Wrote: I've seen a few football games since coming here: still a fucking mystery to me. If I was going to believe a capricious and contradictory spirit being was involved in anything, it'd probably be American football. Tongue

It is rather unlike anything else, isn't it? You are supposed to carry rather than dribble the ball with hands or feet. Many of the players hardly if ever touch the ball and they aren't expected to. Physical contact and pushing each other over is encouraged as is just plain grabbing other players, but not always. . .

The action comes to a complete halt every time the ball touches the ground, after which there is an elaborate team face-off before the ball moves again. The ball switches hands for reasons of time and distance carried rather than just touching the ground. You can make a score by putting the ball through the goal posts, but you can make more points by running over the end-line.

It's almost as strange as cricket. Angel
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RE: Yeah....Way Too Many Fucking Morons Running Around Loose in this Country
(January 29, 2015 at 11:20 am)Cato Wrote: Does this mean I can also give God credit for inviting Katy Perry to perform at half-time? If so, God deserves a swift kick in the ass.

Nothing says football like Katy Perry and Lenny Kravitz playing the, like, three songs of his that were popular 15 years ago....
"I was thirsty for everything, but blood wasn't my style" - Live, "Voodoo Lady"
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RE: Yeah....Way Too Many Fucking Morons Running Around Loose in this Country
RE: Yeah....Way Too Many Fucking Mormons Running Around Loose in this Country


There, fixed that for you.

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