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Yeah....Way Too Many Fucking Morons Running Around Loose in this Country
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RE: Yeah....Way Too Many Fucking Morons Running Around Loose in this Country
(January 29, 2015 at 11:20 am)Cato Wrote: Does this mean I can also give God credit for inviting Katy Perry to perform at half-time? If so, God deserves a swift kick in the ass.

The only way can be real is if he comes down and impregnates Katy Perry and the second coming of jesus begins if not god isn't real.
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#22
RE: Yeah....Way Too Many Fucking Morons Running Around Loose in this Country
(January 29, 2015 at 11:20 am)Cato Wrote: Does this mean I can also give God credit for inviting Katy Perry to perform at half-time? If so, God deserves a swift kick in the ass.

If she were performing naked, I bet you'd change your tune. Big Grin
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#23
RE: Yeah....Way Too Many Fucking Morons Running Around Loose in this Country
(January 29, 2015 at 11:09 am)KevinM1 Wrote: Hey, some of us are Patriots fans....

Blech.

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RE: Yeah....Way Too Many Fucking Morons Running Around Loose in this Country
Perfect example of God's opinions and priorities always conveniently lining up with each person's personal ones. Wonder how many people who don't care about football think God is involved in the super bowl.
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RE: Yeah....Way Too Many Fucking Morons Running Around Loose in this Country
I'm surprised that God has time to determine the outcomes of sporting events, what with being so busy crashing fuel trucks into maternity hospitals...

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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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#26
RE: Yeah....Way Too Many Fucking Morons Running Around Loose in this Country
Why is it that you hear winners in sporting events say things like, "I won thanks to God!" but never hear the losers say, "I prayed and I still lost. I lost because of God. What a prick!"
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RE: Yeah....Way Too Many Fucking Morons Running Around Loose in this Country
(January 29, 2015 at 5:44 pm)Beccs Wrote: Why is it that you hear winners in sporting events say things like, "I won thanks to God!" but never hear the losers say, "I prayed and I still lost. I lost because of God. What a prick!"
You forget the theist mindset. If they lost, it's because they needed to learn some lesson, or god was testing them, or it made them rely on their emotional strength and now they're a better person...

...you know, all that bullshit that losers say to try and feel better about fucking up in the biggest game of their lives.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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#28
RE: Yeah....Way Too Many Fucking Morons Running Around Loose in this Country
(January 29, 2015 at 1:29 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote:
(January 29, 2015 at 11:09 am)KevinM1 Wrote: Hey, some of us are Patriots fans....

Blech.

I take it that's shorthand for "Great choice! I think I, too, will become a fan of the best team in the league for the last 15 years and counting!"

:p
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RE: Yeah....Way Too Many Fucking Morons Running Around Loose in this Country
(January 29, 2015 at 9:27 pm)Tonus Wrote:
(January 29, 2015 at 5:44 pm)Beccs Wrote: Why is it that you hear winners in sporting events say things like, "I won thanks to God!" but never hear the losers say, "I prayed and I still lost. I lost because of God. What a prick!"
You forget the theist mindset. If they lost, it's because they needed to learn some lesson, or god was testing them, or it made them rely on their emotional strength and now they're a better person...

...you know, all that bullshit that losers say to try and feel better about fucking up in the biggest game of their lives.

Stripping the theistic sourcing of such sentiments, there is a lot to be learnt even in a losing effort, and losing teaches the wise man things that winning cannot address.

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#30
RE: Yeah....Way Too Many Fucking Morons Running Around Loose in this Country
(January 29, 2015 at 11:09 am)KevinM1 Wrote: Hey, some of us are Patriots fans....

Somebody has to be, I suppose.
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