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(introduction thread) May you be graced by my arrival

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(introduction thread) May you be graced by my arrival
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RE: (introduction thread) May you be graced by my arrival
February 7, 2015 at 5:43 am
I believe not in you, and yet there you are...
What to do? What to do?

Welcome!
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RE: (introduction thread) May you be graced by my arrival
February 7, 2015 at 6:03 am
(February 7, 2015 at 5:43 am)pocaracas Wrote: I believe not in you, and yet there you are...
What to do? What to do?

Welcome!

Unbelievers will be crushed by His Noodly Appendage's bombardini:

[Image: Rummo-Bombardini.jpg]
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: (introduction thread) May you be graced by my arrival
February 7, 2015 at 6:12 am
(February 7, 2015 at 6:03 am)Lucanus Wrote:
(February 7, 2015 at 5:43 am)pocaracas Wrote: I believe not in you, and yet there you are...
What to do? What to do?

Welcome!

Unbelievers will be crushed by His Noodly Appendage's bombardini:

[Image: Rummo-Bombardini.jpg]

Bring them on!


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RE: (introduction thread) May you be graced by my arrival
February 16, 2015 at 2:32 pm
You are finally here oh Noodly one, there was a profit who came before you to tell us of your coming. He goes by Noodly1. Please accept these blueberry welcome muffins.

(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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