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(introduction thread) May you be graced by my arrival
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(introduction thread) May you be graced by my arrival
Hello, I have come forth and greet all. R'amen
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RE: (introduction thread) May you be graced by my arrival
Hello, forth! May you be greetened multiply.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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RE: (introduction thread) May you be graced by my arrival
I bowel down to you.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: (introduction thread) May you be graced by my arrival
Ceiling Cat noms spaghetti, but not today. Kthxbai.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: (introduction thread) May you be graced by my arrival
You'd better be dripping with extra sauce !!!


(welcome)
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: (introduction thread) May you be graced by my arrival
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This is the only priest I've ever liked because he sounds cool when saying AMEN (it's a shame so many cool people are fictional)

Welcome
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you

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#7
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We shall pastalytize! His coming was foretold!
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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Our Lord (May sauce be upon him) arrives!

It's about time, I'm starving.
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Welcome to the parmesan, paisan.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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And we appreciate it.
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