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my religion
#21
RE: my religion
(February 13, 2015 at 10:54 pm)Deidre32 Wrote:
(February 13, 2015 at 7:54 pm)Minimalist Wrote: My religion prohibits fucking anything less than a 7.

lmao

how's that working out for you? Big Grin

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I know I've sinned.
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#22
RE: my religion
Most guys look pretty much the same from my vantage . . .
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#23
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(February 13, 2015 at 11:43 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Most guys look pretty much the same from my vantage . . .

really? no differences at all?
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#24
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(February 13, 2015 at 7:52 pm)Norman Humann Wrote: You often hear people saying they can't do something because of their religion. No one bats an eye not to hurt their religious feewings, so I say we exploit that loophole. I'll start.

My religion prohibits working on weekdays.

Your turn.

Well played. This is something religious types keep forgetting. Religious beliefs are entirely arbitrary and if you expect us to respect yours, you have to respect any drivel we come up with too! That's why pandering to religious beliefs is so ridiculous.

"Oh but you just made up that religion." I see, how long do you have to wait after making shit up before it counts as a religion I wonder? At what point does my crazed journal of nonsense become the word of God?

My religion finds walking on your feet to be highly offensive, it's blasphemy. Everyone must crawl along the floor or else I'll scream bloody murder and persecution.
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#25
RE: my religion
(February 13, 2015 at 10:54 pm)Deidre32 Wrote:
(February 13, 2015 at 7:54 pm)Minimalist Wrote: My religion prohibits fucking anything less than a 7.

lmao

how's that working out for you? Big Grin

Thinking

I've got a great looking hand.
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#26
RE: my religion
(February 14, 2015 at 1:07 am)Minimalist Wrote:
(February 13, 2015 at 10:54 pm)Deidre32 Wrote: lmao

how's that working out for you? Big Grin

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I've got a great looking hand.

helping hands and such
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#27
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My religion's got seven sacraments, and six of them require lubrication
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#28
RE: my religion
(February 13, 2015 at 10:54 pm)Deidre32 Wrote:
(February 13, 2015 at 7:54 pm)Minimalist Wrote: My religion prohibits fucking anything less than a 7.

lmao

how's that working out for you? Big Grin

Thinking

He's praying for forgiveness like nobody's business. Big Grin

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#29
RE: my religion
My religion prohibits not taking drugs.
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#30
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My religion forbids drawing Muhammad, without a donkey dick in his mouth.
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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