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my religion
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my religion
You often hear people saying they can't do something because of their religion. No one bats an eye not to hurt their religious feewings, so I say we exploit that loophole. I'll start.

My religion prohibits working on weekdays.

Your turn.
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#2
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My religion prohibits fucking anything less than a 7.
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#3
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My religion demands I ridicual stupid people.
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#4
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My relligion prohibbits spelchecks
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#5
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mine to Big Grin
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#6
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my religion prohibits stupidity and anyone who believes in god.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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#7
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My religion prohibits religions.
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#8
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My religion doesn't allow me to stop smoking
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you

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#9
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My religion prohibits my using good judgment in situations involving badgers, pointy sticks, and industrial lubricants.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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My religion prohibits faith healing.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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