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For God Is So Worried Where You Put Your Dick....
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RE: For God Is So Worried Where You Put Your Dick....
February 22, 2015 at 2:33 am
I managed an adult store for six years back in the day. Christian twats were always picketing us, but none ever picked up an axe and tried to burn us down.

It might have been our huge Samoan security guard.

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RE: For God Is So Worried Where You Put Your Dick....
February 27, 2015 at 9:29 am
I agree with those who say its consenting adults doing what they want. If you burn down the shop then a internet website or mail order service (sex toys) are still going to be there. So what did he really do? He just wasted years of his life locked behind bars. If "god" told him to do it then... maybe we need a psyche eval. Thanks to modern medicine (well Pharm. Companies bank off this but some of them do work) we can stop his delusions possibly? I don't know just throwing that out there.
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RE: For God Is So Worried Where You Put Your Dick....
February 27, 2015 at 9:58 am
Another bored person figured out how to become "Famous".

Fucktards.
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RE: For God Is So Worried Where You Put Your Dick....
February 27, 2015 at 11:32 am
(February 22, 2015 at 2:33 am)Parkers Tan Wrote: I managed an adult store for six years back in the day. Christian twats were always picketing us, but none ever picked up an axe and tried to burn us down.

It might have been our huge Samoan security guard.

Some gay friends of mine got together several years ago and went to a local adult store and went inside and sang Christmas carols.

It was pretty funny.

I suspect it PO'd the hardline christers on their knees in the booths.
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RE: For God Is So Worried Where You Put Your Dick....
February 27, 2015 at 6:03 pm
(February 27, 2015 at 11:32 am)vorlon13 Wrote:
(February 22, 2015 at 2:33 am)Parkers Tan Wrote: I managed an adult store for six years back in the day. Christian twats were always picketing us, but none ever picked up an axe and tried to burn us down.

It might have been our huge Samoan security guard.

Some gay friends of mine got together several years ago and went to a local adult store and went inside and sang Christmas carols.

It was pretty funny.

I suspect it PO'd the hardline christers on their knees in the booths.

Let me guess: "Oh Come All Ye Faithful"?
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February 27, 2015 at 6:09 pm
(February 27, 2015 at 9:29 am)Vox Populi Wrote: If "god" told him to do it then... maybe we need a psyche eval.

Here's the thing though. If god is desperately in need of an army of deranged twats to do his good work, how almighty can he be?

That's what all the extremists of all religious flavors fail to answer.
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February 27, 2015 at 6:52 pm
But hey, according to his personal, subjective morality he did nothing wrong. So who am I to judge?
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