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Reach a lost and dying world for the Lord Jesus Christ..
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RE: Reach a lost and dying world for the Lord Jesus Christ..
Good to see you 'all are awake.

Tubby, I really favor the first guess (I think it was Hagee's).

Actually, the presence of all these shysters is a symptom of the "Falling away" spoken of.

Chuck, have a little patience, I will be gone before the end gets here.

JHC, remember I told you, over and over, that the world never ends.
This wicked system does though.
April looks REAL promising.
I wonder if that is when O does his mimic of resurrection.
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#22
RE: Reach a lost and dying world for the Lord Jesus Christ..
You think somehow Obama will get a third term, or something?
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#23
RE: Reach a lost and dying world for the Lord Jesus Christ..
(March 16, 2015 at 11:39 am)professor Wrote: JHC, remember I told you, over and over, that the world never ends.
This wicked system does though.
April looks REAL promising.
I wonder if that is when O does his mimic of resurrection.

Prof...I certainly hope not. April is when the track opens for drag racing around these parts.

But you do know, the world (if you mean Earth) will definitely end. The sun is going to run out of fuel and become a red giant, growing in size past our orbit. No more Earth. Hope you like your planets extra-crispy!
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#24
RE: Reach a lost and dying world for the Lord Jesus Christ..
Not to fret JHC, nothing is out of control.
Yeah, here in WNY, NYIRP (or whatever it's called now) and Lancaster open in April,
but usually it's a crap shoot for weather.

Oh and Chad, no I don't think he will get a second term.
According to the book of Daniel, it seems he only gets 7 biblical years to rule, and he has burned just over 6 of them so far.
I think there are about a handful of people who calculate the 2nd Coming this year, and that event puts an end to the Impostor.
I know, I know- I am crazy, I am sure a lot of my fellow Christians think I am also.
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RE: Reach a lost and dying world for the Lord Jesus Christ..
Ok. You don't think he'll finish his current term, in 2016. You think something will happen this year.

Yeah, I think anyone who goes on about the rapture is pretty crazy. You'd think we would have gotten rid of that back when Jesus told a crowd of people he would come back in their lifetimes, and they all died off.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#26
RE: Reach a lost and dying world for the Lord Jesus Christ..
I find it just tiresome really. That and fucking amazed that I share the same ancestors as the idiots that suck up all this shite.
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#27
RE: Reach a lost and dying world for the Lord Jesus Christ..
It's been 2,000 years, but Jesus is always right around the corner...
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Reach a lost and dying world for the Lord Jesus Christ..
(March 16, 2015 at 8:33 am)TubbyTubby Wrote: This must be the epitome of a disgusting Christian, or maybe there are worse offenders.

Don't forget the kiddie fiddlers. Or the hypocrites preaching anti gay hate to be caught with rent boys.

Disgusting, yes. Just like the Nigerian investors he preys on the gullability of his victims. But not the worst. Not the worst by a long chalk.
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RE: Reach a lost and dying world for the Lord Jesus Christ..
(March 16, 2015 at 3:42 pm)abaris Wrote: Don't forget the kiddie fiddlers. Or the hypocrites preaching anti gay hate to be caught with rent boys.

Disgusting, yes. Just like the Nigerian investors he preys on the gullability of his victims. But not the worst. Not the worst by a long chalk.
Of course, I agree. I sometimes overlook the varied ways that christians are able to abuse their fellow people. I should of emphasised that this was the epitome of a corrupt and greedy christian preacher instead of likening him to the physical abusers that wear the cross around their neck.
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#30
RE: Reach a lost and dying world for the Lord Jesus Christ..
(March 16, 2015 at 11:39 am)professor Wrote: Chuck, have a little patience, I will be gone before the end gets here.


I shouldn't need any patience 6 months after the due date if you were an honorable man with the integrity to either admit without dissembling that you were wrong, or to do without quibble what you say you would do.
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