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Racist jokes (just for good humor)
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 (March 26, 2015 at 10:35 am)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: How's every black joke begin? A quick look over the shoulder.Pretty much any other joke about non-whites
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you
Lemonvariable72
Copenhagen School  Religious Views: Its all bullshit to keep you handing money to the usher. RE: Racist jokes (just for good humor)
March 26, 2015 at 10:51 am
(This post was last modified: March 26, 2015 at 10:51 am by Lemonvariable72.)
(March 26, 2015 at 10:48 am)Dystopia Wrote:(March 26, 2015 at 10:35 am)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: How's every black joke begin? A quick look over the shoulder.Pretty much any other joke about non-whites What do you call a black man in a Cadillac? A thief.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. RE: Racist jokes (just for good humor)
March 26, 2015 at 11:09 am
(This post was last modified: March 26, 2015 at 11:10 am by Dystopia.)
What do you call a black woman who gets an abortion?
A member of Crimestoppers of America. 5) What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people? The NBA.
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you
Lemonvariable72
Copenhagen School Religious Views: Its all bullshit to keep you handing money to the usher.
Black couple is in the back of a car, who's driving? The cops
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day, To the last syllable of recorded time; And all our yesterdays have lighted fools The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle! Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player, That struts and frets his hour upon the stage, And then is heard no more. It is a tale Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, Signifying nothing. 
DIRTY_DEEDS_93
Yes, that is a banana in my pocket. Religious Views: Take your religion and go fuck yourself. (March 26, 2015 at 8:18 am)bennyboy Wrote:(March 26, 2015 at 7:17 am)KUSA Wrote: If you don't like it then why open a thread that is clearly labeled. Calm your titties. Racist jokes and child porn aren't even comparable. Get a sense of humor or don't try to put a damper on everybody else's.
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Makes perfect sense. Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day; give him a religion, and he'll starve to death while praying for a fish.  (March 26, 2015 at 10:48 am)Dystopia Wrote:And speaking of which, are there not any white jokes? I feel left out, are we just not funny?(March 26, 2015 at 10:35 am)Lemonvariable72 Wrote: How's every black joke begin? A quick look over the shoulder.Pretty much any other joke about non-whites
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion. -- Superintendent Chalmers Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things. -- Ned Flanders Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral. -- The Rev Lovejoy
Meh it's not that we are not funny but we're so good at oppressing other groups that we should at least make the best of it
Whoever fights monsters should see to it that in the process he does not become a monster. And if you gaze long enough into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you
 Racist jokes (just for good humor)
March 26, 2015 at 7:01 pm
(This post was last modified: March 26, 2015 at 7:06 pm by KUSA.)
Here's a white joke to even things out.
What is the scariest thing about a white person in prison? You know he did it. What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection? Crackers with cheese. 
Knock knock
Who's there? White cop White cop who? White cop who just shot your 12 yr. old son and will dig up stupid photos to make it look like the tween deserved it. 
I went to the kitchen to get a glass of water. Guess what happened? White people stole my room. Fuck manifest destiny!
It is very important not to mistake hemlock for parsley, but to believe or not believe in God is not important at all. - Denis Diderot
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