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Borowitz - April 2
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Borowitz - April 2
http://www.newyorker.com/humor/borowitz-...MjEzMjQ4S0


Quote:Peace with Iran Could Limit Ability to Bomb It, Warns McCain
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RE: Borowitz - April 2
There is so much truth to this. The right wing talking heads are so fucking stupid they don't even realize that having this agreement in place makes future bombing simpler. Violation of the agreement would essentially give us carte blanche to bomb at will. I think the real rub with the rubes is that Obama's administration has gotten this done.

It's also symptomatic of the reflexive sucking of Israel's cock that seems to be the Republican past time. Netanyahu and the American Chickenhawks denounce the negotiations; however, never provide alternatives. I can't help but conclude their itching to see their defense contract stocks increase in value while the children of others go off to die because they don't want to have a conversation.
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RE: Borowitz - April 2
I wonder if Bibi speaking out against a deal with Iran actually had the opposite of the desired effect. Getting a deal done in spite of Netanyahu sounds like a wonderful thing.
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RE: Borowitz - April 2
The articles that Borowitz writes are so real I am not convinced they belong in the humor section.

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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