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The Church of the holy potato.
April 10, 2015 at 4:28 pm
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May the potatoes be bountiful and the stomachs full.
May the isles of the stores be filled with potato product.
May the isles of snacks be filled with potato chip and potato sticks.
May the standard staple of the US diet be ever present everywhere at any given moment and time.
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RE: The Church of the holy potato.
April 10, 2015 at 4:55 pm
So... Is this Church based in Idaho? Or is Idaho just holy land that I happen to live on?
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RE: The Church of the holy potato.
April 10, 2015 at 5:21 pm
So, transubstantiation involves the bread changing to French fires and the wine into catsup ???
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RE: The Church of the holy potato.
April 10, 2015 at 5:22 pm
Potatoes are yummy, but cheese is yummier. The Cheese Goddess must be appeased.
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RE: The Church of the holy potato.
April 10, 2015 at 5:30 pm
You blasphemy displeases Odin greatly, mortals.
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RE: The Church of the holy potato.
April 10, 2015 at 5:34 pm
It's even funnier when you think that in Italian, the word for 'potato' also means ' vagina'.
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Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
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RE: The Church of the holy potato.
April 10, 2015 at 5:50 pm
So,
tater tot = clitoris ????
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RE: The Church of the holy potato.
April 10, 2015 at 6:02 pm
Uhhh...
Well, I guess it makes sense.
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.
Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.
Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.
Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.
Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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RE: The Church of the holy potato.
April 10, 2015 at 6:13 pm
Paul's Epistle To The Tuberians, Ch 4, Verses 19-22:
And the Lord did moveth among the people of the Spudlands and spake he thus unto them: Give ye of thy spare potatoes all that ye have unto the poor. But of those thou keepeth, make ye of them the chili cheese fries. And save me some, thou ungrateful bitches.' And the people were much amazed that a Jew would demand chili cheese fries, and they were sore afraid.
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