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Dr. Pepper is Agnostic
April 14, 2015 at 11:40 am
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I was recently watching South Park, an episode where Kenny's parents were arrested so he had to got to foster care with a group of agnostics. All they had to drink was Dr. Pepper because it was the only agnostic beverage "neither cola nor root beer". I got a kick out of that and thought you guys might too.
http://youtu.be/JxDvjWTCmIY
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Makes perfect sense.
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RE: Dr. Pepper is Agnostic
April 14, 2015 at 11:50 am
I don't know if this is funny or not.
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RE: Dr. Pepper is Agnostic
April 14, 2015 at 11:52 am
Haha I see what you did there. Clever bastard.
CHRISTIANITY: The belief that some cosmic Jewish Zombie can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Makes perfect sense.
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RE: Dr. Pepper is Agnostic
April 14, 2015 at 12:34 pm
(April 14, 2015 at 11:40 am)DIRTY_DEEDS_93 Wrote: I was recently watching South Park, an episode where Kenny's parents were arrested so he had to got to foster care with a group of agnostics. All they had to drink was Dr. Pepper because it was the only agnostic beverage "neither cola nor root beer". I got a kick out of that and thought you guys might too.
http://youtu.be/JxDvjWTCmIY
I remember that episode. They were "fundamentalist atheists" who behaved like Christians and exposed the ridiculousness of treating atheism like a faith.
oh and root beer tastes of arse.
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RE: Dr. Pepper is Agnostic
April 14, 2015 at 12:52 pm
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(April 14, 2015 at 12:34 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: I remember that episode. They were "fundamentalist atheists" who behaved like Christians and exposed the ridiculousness of treating atheism like a faith.
oh and root beer tastes of arse.
No, they were fundamental agnostics that forced their kids to think that nothing could be known.
It was a great episode.
The fundamental atheists episode was the one where Cartman is transported to the future and there were factions of atheists fighting over what to call themselves.
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RE: Dr. Pepper is Agnostic
April 14, 2015 at 12:55 pm
(April 14, 2015 at 12:52 pm)Faith No More Wrote: (April 14, 2015 at 12:34 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: I remember that episode. They were "fundamentalist atheists" who behaved like Christians and exposed the ridiculousness of treating atheism like a faith.
oh and root beer tastes of arse.
No, they were fundamental agnostics that forced their kids to think that nothing could be known.
It was a great episode.
The fundamental atheists episode was the one where Cartman is transported to the future and there were factions of atheists fighting over what to call themselves.
That's right. I remembered it slightly wrong.
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RE: Dr. Pepper is Agnostic
April 14, 2015 at 12:55 pm
I liked SP better when Kenny died all the time . . .
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RE: Dr. Pepper is Agnostic
April 14, 2015 at 2:12 pm
(April 14, 2015 at 11:52 am)DIRTY_DEEDS_93 Wrote: Haha I see what you did there. Clever bastard. Am I a clever bastard? I'm not sure if I agree or disagree.
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RE: Dr. Pepper is Agnostic
April 14, 2015 at 2:16 pm
(April 14, 2015 at 2:12 pm)Pizz-atheist Wrote: (April 14, 2015 at 11:52 am)DIRTY_DEEDS_93 Wrote: Haha I see what you did there. Clever bastard. Am I a clever bastard? I'm not sure if I agree or disagree.
You could be. If you just believe.
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RE: Dr. Pepper is Agnostic
April 14, 2015 at 2:18 pm
(April 14, 2015 at 2:16 pm)Iroscato Wrote: (April 14, 2015 at 2:12 pm)Pizz-atheist Wrote: Am I a clever bastard? I'm not sure if I agree or disagree.
You could be. If you just believe. I don't know how to feel about this.
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