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Obama and the simulated resurrection
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RE: Obama and the simulated resurrection
April 16, 2015 at 4:41 pm
Snake oil, Yes!
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RE: Obama and the simulated resurrection
April 16, 2015 at 5:32 pm
*bookmarking thread for use in Jan. 2017*

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RE: Obama and the simulated resurrection
April 16, 2015 at 5:39 pm
OK snake. Actually I am expecting his evil dance to be over next Hanukkah.
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RE: Obama and the simulated resurrection
April 16, 2015 at 5:53 pm
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RE: Obama and the simulated resurrection
April 16, 2015 at 7:05 pm
(April 16, 2015 at 5:39 pm)professor Wrote: OK snake. Actually I am expecting his evil dance to be over next Hanukkah.

So all in all...a pretty underwhelming use of the power that the Spawn of Satan wielded.
All I'm taking from this is that the Devil's most devious plan is to take the form of a fairly middling President. In other words, seems like a pretty harmless chap. Wink
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RE: Obama and the simulated resurrection
April 16, 2015 at 7:09 pm
I just want to note the not-so-subtle racism attached to the "Obama is the Antichrist" line of thought.
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RE: Obama and the simulated resurrection
April 16, 2015 at 7:10 pm
(April 16, 2015 at 7:09 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: I just want to note the not-so-subtle racism attached to the "Obama is the Antichrist" line of thought.

Of course.
As if there would be this kind of undercurrent towards a white guy. I defy them to say any differently.
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RE: Obama and the simulated resurrection
April 16, 2015 at 7:13 pm
(April 16, 2015 at 7:05 pm)Iroscato Wrote:
(April 16, 2015 at 5:39 pm)professor Wrote: OK snake. Actually I am expecting his evil dance to be over next Hanukkah.

So all in all...a pretty underwhelming use of the power that the Spawn of Satan wielded.
You'd think he'd be able to arrange for a fake resurrection without the help of CGI...at the least, amiright?  This is the villain thats been foiling gods super duper awesome plans all these years?  Hard to determine which of the two is the bigger incompetent, honestly. 
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RE: Obama and the simulated resurrection
April 16, 2015 at 7:18 pm
(April 16, 2015 at 7:13 pm)Rhythm Wrote:
(April 16, 2015 at 7:05 pm)Iroscato Wrote: So all in all...a pretty underwhelming use of the power that the Spawn of Satan wielded.
You'd think he'd be able to arrange for a fake resurrection without the help of CGI...at the least, amiright?  This is the villain thats been foiling gods super duper awesome plans all these years?  Hard to determine which of the two is the bigger incompetent, honestly. 

Well, they are really, really old, don't forget. That's what the entire christian faith boils down to. Two angry old men yelling at each other over the fence. They're just the kid playing in the garden in the middle, and making a big deal out of it all.
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RE: Obama and the simulated resurrection
April 16, 2015 at 7:25 pm
Senility would explain a hell of alot, I suppose.  
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