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Damn you Obama
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Damn you Obama
The Huffington post just reported that Michelle Bachmann is blaming Obama for the coming rapture.

Her belief of this is because of...peace talks with Iran, Gay equality and of course the all popular abortion.

1st I thought all christians wanted jeebus to come again, so Obama is doing good, right?

2nd How can seeking peace and human rights cause gawd to be upset with his flock?

I really wish she would run for president again, she was good for a laugh on a daily basis... RUN MICHELLE RUN


http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2015/04/20...f=politics
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RE: Damn you Obama
What's that? A group of people having their civil rights respected? Peace negotiations? Better end the world now, brb
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(April 21, 2015 at 7:43 am)polar bear Wrote: 2nd How can seeking peace and human rights cause gawd to be upset with his flock?

God's autobiographies make it clear he doesn't support peace and human rights.
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Gee, Michelle, God might be all rapturous on your ass because you is a woman speaking out on religious matters !!!
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Oh no were making god angry because were no brutal fucking savages quickly we must stone babies JK JK JK
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God wasn't even paying attention until she piped up.
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Though a Bachmann presidency would have been a disaster, I feel cheated that we didn't get a chance to enjoy Marcus as First Lady.
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I'm sure he would have had a better gown than her for the Inaugural Ball.
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Perhaps God would like it better if Mr. Obama were to deploy tactical nuclear devices until Iran is the pre-eminent smoking cinder of western Asia.

Come to think of it, given the example of the Amalekites, I'm sure God would like it better.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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