Woman: I love you. I need you. I want you. I want to be the mother of your children. We could be so happy together.
Man: Look lady, just gimme the 15 bucks for the pizza and I'm outta here.
A man and woman are in her bedroom when they hear a noise.
Man: What's that?
Woman: Oh, that's just my husband. Kiss my breast. I'm cumming.
Man: Kiss my ass. I'm going.
A husband and wife are in bed. The husband leans over his wife like he wants to do something then changes his mind.
Husband: Good night, mother of 12.
Wife: Good night, father of 1.
A couple is walking through Cosco when they see a stack of beer. 24 cans for $10. He reaches for a pack.
She: Put it back. We can't afford it.
They keep walking til they see a jar of face cream for $20. She reaches for it.
He: What do you think you're doing?
She: It's my face cream. It makes me beautiful.
He: So does 24 cans of beer and it's half the price.
5 minutes later:
Public Announcement: Clean-up needed on aisle 7. We've got a husband down.
Man: Look lady, just gimme the 15 bucks for the pizza and I'm outta here.
A man and woman are in her bedroom when they hear a noise.
Man: What's that?
Woman: Oh, that's just my husband. Kiss my breast. I'm cumming.
Man: Kiss my ass. I'm going.
A husband and wife are in bed. The husband leans over his wife like he wants to do something then changes his mind.
Husband: Good night, mother of 12.
Wife: Good night, father of 1.
A couple is walking through Cosco when they see a stack of beer. 24 cans for $10. He reaches for a pack.
She: Put it back. We can't afford it.
They keep walking til they see a jar of face cream for $20. She reaches for it.
He: What do you think you're doing?
She: It's my face cream. It makes me beautiful.
He: So does 24 cans of beer and it's half the price.
5 minutes later:
Public Announcement: Clean-up needed on aisle 7. We've got a husband down.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
