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Woman Sues 'All Homosexuals' on Behalf of Jesus
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Woman Sues 'All Homosexuals' on Behalf of Jesus
I wonder what would happen if Homosexuals sued Jesus and the Church for persecution them.
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#42
RE: Woman Sues 'All Homosexuals' on Behalf of Jesus
If you want to look at it this way, the slaves received reparations in the form of human blood spilt on the battlefield, the gays will have to be satisfied with some fundamentalist angst.

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RE: Woman Sues 'All Homosexuals' on Behalf of Jesus
(May 7, 2015 at 3:22 pm)TRJF Wrote:
(May 7, 2015 at 3:07 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: Looks like the case has been dismissed with prejudice (legal-speak for GTFO of my court, you kook).

An ATL story on this development:

Surprisingly, Lawsuit Against ‘All Homosexuals’ Summarily Dismissed

The main part of the Judge's decision is as follows:

"The Court will not give the plaintiff an opportunity to amend her complaint in this matter because it is obvious that amendment would be futile. Even liberally construed, the plaintiff does not set forth any discernible claim for relief over which this Court has jurisdiction. This Court is not the place to seek opinions regarding theological matters; this particular forum is closed and the case will be dismissed." (emphasis in original!)

The technical legal reason he got rid of this is Subject Matter Jurisdiction, which says that federal courts can only hear and adjudicate certain kinds of disputes (ie, class actions, claims against the federal government, claims between people from different states for really high amounts).  The Judge noted that she didn't say anything about citizenship, didn't ask for any money damages... didn't really state any reason why this claim is something federal courts are allowed to hear.

This is really good judging, I think.  Rather than let it languish on his desk for a week or a month, with everybody knowing what's going to happen, he stopped everything, took an afternoon, and G it TFO of his courtroom so it didn't become (more of) a spectacle or circus.

A very wise man. He gave her no ammunition. She couldn't say he is for homosexuals or against god, he just said the court was no place to make a judgment on that matter.

(May 7, 2015 at 4:37 pm)KUSA Wrote: I wonder what would happen if Homosexuals sued Jesus and the Church for persecution them.

They would have a case because persecution and defamation have nothing to do with theology.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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RE: Woman Sues 'All Homosexuals' on Behalf of Jesus
I thought that was the foundation of theism. At least as far as the abrahamic god is concerned.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Woman Sues 'All Homosexuals' on Behalf of Jesus
(May 7, 2015 at 6:22 pm)Chad32 Wrote: I thought that was the foundation of theism. At least as far as the abrahamic god is concerned.

Not sure what you're referring to.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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RE: Woman Sues 'All Homosexuals' on Behalf of Jesus
(May 6, 2015 at 11:13 am)Faith No More Wrote: This is not a joke.

It kind of is even if not intentionally.
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RE: Woman Sues 'All Homosexuals' on Behalf of Jesus
(May 7, 2015 at 8:18 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote:
(May 7, 2015 at 6:22 pm)Chad32 Wrote: I thought that was the foundation of theism. At least as far as the abrahamic god is concerned.

Not sure what you're referring to.

The commandments to persecute and kill those who don't worship Yahweh/Jesus/Allah.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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RE: Woman Sues 'All Homosexuals' on Behalf of Jesus
(May 7, 2015 at 8:29 pm)Chad32 Wrote:
(May 7, 2015 at 8:18 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: The commandments to persecute and kill those who don't worship Yahweh/Jesus/Allah.

Oh yes, it is fundamental. There's no difference between Christian fundamentalists and Muslim fundamentalists. We have the Crusades, the inquisition and the Salem witch hunts  as proof of what they would do if they could get away with it. You know the saying those who forget history are doomed to repeat it.
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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RE: Woman Sues 'All Homosexuals' on Behalf of Jesus
(May 7, 2015 at 8:23 pm)whateverist Wrote:
(May 6, 2015 at 11:13 am)Faith No More Wrote: This is not a joke.

It kind of is even if not intentionally.

My GF and I got quite a chuckle out of it, even if the "plaintiff" was not joking around! 

Serious business anti-gay litigation is! Taking over the country, our jobs, getting into loving, I mean miserable, marriages like the rest of us, and our wrecking our very way of life! 

But now, who, who? will stop them?!? Come on Jesus! Stop sending the K (for kook) team on Your Behalf!
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