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And no, Creatards..."Adam and Eve" Did Not Ride Them!

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And no, Creatards..."Adam and Eve" Did Not Ride Them!
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And no, Creatards..."Adam and Eve" Did Not Ride Them!
May 7, 2015 at 5:00 pm
http://www.bbc.com/earth/story/20150507-...arths-past


Quote:In Earth's distant past many animals grew much larger than they do today, from monster millipedes to titanic sharks
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RE: And no, Creatards..."Adam and Eve" Did Not Ride Them!
May 8, 2015 at 1:22 am
I remember learning about huge snails... yuuck
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RE: And no, Creatards..."Adam and Eve" Did Not Ride Them!
May 8, 2015 at 5:38 am
That's the first I've ever heard about giant snails. Too bad there probably aren't any fossils of the body itself...
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RE: And no, Creatards..."Adam and Eve" Did Not Ride Them!
May 8, 2015 at 6:00 am
Probably quite good in a little butter, garlic and wine.
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RE: And no, Creatards..."Adam and Eve" Did Not Ride Them!
May 8, 2015 at 11:59 am
(May 8, 2015 at 6:00 am)whateverist Wrote: Probably quite good in a little butter, garlic and wine.
Yeah, if I were to eat them I would definitely need wine.
Lots and lots and lots of wine.
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RE: And no, Creatards..."Adam and Eve" Did Not Ride Them!
May 8, 2015 at 12:14 pm
Megafauna kick so much ass it just makes me want to weep with joy
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May 8, 2015 at 12:38 pm
(May 8, 2015 at 12:14 pm)TRJF Wrote: Megafauna kick so much ass it just makes me want to weep with joy

Yea, but it's a shame it coincidentally disappeared in the western hemisphere right after our neolithic ancestors invaded.
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RE: And no, Creatards..."Adam and Eve" Did Not Ride Them!
May 8, 2015 at 1:42 pm
Fucking giant millipedes would have me running the other way. Those things creep me out.
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RE: And no, Creatards..."Adam and Eve" Did Not Ride Them!
May 8, 2015 at 2:29 pm
Apparently, there was a giant sea scorpion that grew to something like 8 feet in length.
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RE: And no, Creatards..."Adam and Eve" Did Not Ride Them!
May 8, 2015 at 2:33 pm
(May 8, 2015 at 12:38 pm)JuliaL Wrote:
(May 8, 2015 at 12:14 pm)TRJF Wrote: Megafauna kick so much ass it just makes me want to weep with joy

Yea, but it's a shame it coincidentally disappeared in the western hemisphere right after our neolithic ancestors invaded.
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I talk about megafauna, and you post a picture of a woman who's only a millimeter tall!? smh
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