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Ask a Drunkard
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Ask a Drunkard
In the spirit of things, I thought I'd throw my hat in the ring as well.

Looking for tips for getting Budweiser stains out of a soiled wifebeater?  Hangover remedy?  Need a good bail bondsman?

Ask me anything!
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What is the joy in getting blackout drunk? I ask because people here always say that they are going to go get wasted until they blackout. What is the appeal in that?
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If I get you and kitty drunk, how likely am I to convince you two to have a threesome with me?
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(May 16, 2015 at 2:12 pm)Jericho Wrote: What is the joy in getting blackout drunk?  I ask because people here always say that they are going to go get wasted until they blackout.  What is the appeal in that?

It's the mystery when you wake up.  Where the fuck am I?  Where are my pants?
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(May 16, 2015 at 2:15 pm)Losty Wrote: If I get you and kitty drunk, how likely am I to convince you two to have a threesome with me?

That's a question for "Ask a Drunkard's girlfriend".
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How much whisky can I drink at once without it killing me?  To keep it simple, let's say the standard 80 proof.

And while you are at it, can you please answer the questions you asked in your opening post.  Especially the second and third questions.

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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I don't know, how much can you?  I suggest starting with a gallon and go from there.

Hangover remedy:  depends on what you drank.  Drink more of it.

Saul Goodman can hook you up with a bondsman.

That chick you woke up with?  You're on your own, and no, I don't know what happened to your pants.
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Will you upload drunken karaoke if i requested it?
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Trippel or Quadruppel?
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(May 16, 2015 at 8:30 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: Trippel or Quadruppel?

Yes.
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