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Famous last words (of Jesus)
#31
RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
*to the other crucified*
So.....know any games?
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#32
RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
"Sorry I cut your grass wrong"
"Never trust a fox. Looks like a dog, behaves like a cat."
~ Erin Hunter
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#33
RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
Guys, when I said I said, don't worry, I'll take the rap, I didn't mean me personally!
Judas, where are you, my friend? At least I know I can rely on you.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#34
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#35
RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
They know I can't move a finger, and I won't. I'll just hang here and be quiet, just in case they do... suspect me. They're probably watching me. Well, let them. Let them see what kind of a person I am. I'm not even going to swat that fly. I hope they are watching... they'll see. They'll see and they'll know, and they'll say, "Why, he wouldn't even harm a fly..."
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#36
RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
Oh great - there's that fucking Jesus Barabbas again. Fucking crowd pleaser. If he says "how's it hanging" one more time I'm gonna get my dad to really fuck his shit up.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#37
RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
"This is the worst Christmas gift EVER!"
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#38
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(June 2, 2015 at 11:07 am)Jörmungandr Wrote: "This is the worst Christmas gift EVER!"

You mean Easter?
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#39
RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
I love Easter!
At least Jebus was practical enough to die on a friday and monday to give us a nice long weekend.
Thank you so much.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#40
RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)
If you see him, don't thank him by tossing him a Malteser. He won't thank you for it.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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