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Poll: What kind of a nut are you?
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A peanut, so brittle, so crunch.
33.33%
3 33.33%
A walnut working at walmart on walstreet
11.11%
1 11.11%
A notta nutter nut, but a nutter nut not nut else nutter nut get nougut.
55.56%
5 55.56%
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Nutters nearly lunch an early munch.
#1
Brick 
Nutters nearly lunch an early munch.
Because this nougat did suggest that they digest,
these three nutters begut a quest to make distress, 
of a meal interest dressed in blue vest on the best, 
chest of Burt Jess The Dorkiest in the forthward pockets:
a ziplock baggie held the best meal interest of the nougat-suggested nutters on a quest for distressed digestion of the best hotpockets in the ziplock baggie-chest. 

"WOATH!" Sayether nougat, as the nutters messed,
upon the undressed blue vest on the best chest of The Dorkiest,
in distress was Burt Jess with his forthward pockets in digest,
on a saturday afternoon with his interest upon his blue vest,
and his hotpockets forgotten in his ziplock baggie-chest: 
he in his best dressed knickerboxers begut a quest in the best vested interest of the meal in digest by the nougat-suggested nutters to suggest them into butter.

And so verily did it come to pass that the nutters choked upon the ziplock plastic hotpocket-housing baggie-chest, suffocated, and went to a butter place. 

-10:26 Nougat
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
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#2
RE: Nutters nearly lunch an early munch.
Knowing the nuts and bolts
Of major dolts
Is the prerequisite for exquisite
butter hopscotch hodge podge
Despite their numerous faults.

You heard me!
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#3
RE: Nutters nearly lunch an early munch.
Banana?
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#4
RE: Nutters nearly lunch an early munch.
Wow. This is like an Iowa test. Or maybe something else from my tweenhood.

I went with brittle. I'm a nougat fan, but not with nuts. I likes me some jelly nougat (which in and of itself deserves a thread, methinks).
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
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#5
RE: Nutters nearly lunch an early munch.
If "if's and buts" were candy and nuts, we'd all have a merry xmas.
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#6
RE: Nutters nearly lunch an early munch.
Stop doing Candy, guys. Just say no.
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#7
RE: Nutters nearly lunch an early munch.
nougat.

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