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Viva El Toro

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Viva El Toro
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RE: Viva El Toro
June 10, 2015 at 6:00 pm
(June 10, 2015 at 5:55 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: While I generally abhor bullfighting, still, mangling a beautiful set of latin man nuts is just too awful to contemplate.

If the toreador wanted to stop by and have me make a fuss over his injuries, I would be honored.

So you'd be willing to play substitute bull and spear both is what you're saying?..
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RE: Viva El Toro
June 10, 2015 at 6:06 pm
(June 10, 2015 at 5:55 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: While I generally abhor bullfighting, still, mangling a beautiful set of latin man nuts is just too awful to contemplate.

If the toreador wanted to stop by and have me make a fuss over his injuries, I would be honored.

He can sing the Toreador Song as a soprano.




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RE: Viva El Toro
June 10, 2015 at 6:07 pm
Well, as a mezzo soprano. He still has his right ball
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RE: Viva El Toro
June 10, 2015 at 6:43 pm
After that horn came through it is probably hiding out in his asshole.
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RE: Viva El Toro
June 10, 2015 at 6:55 pm
If they'd use fresh bulls in the ring (that is, bulls that have not been pre-tortured and weakened by muscle damage and blood loss) and deny the humans the advantages of sword, spears and hooks, bullfighting is something that I could get behind.

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RE: Viva El Toro
June 10, 2015 at 7:01 pm
After I read this and came down from my 8-minute-long ultrasonic squealing session, which resulted in several shattered windows and an extremely distressed dog next door, I mustered up the energy to type this out.

I'm sympathetic to the guy, because damn, but it's limited as it's such a barbaric and needlessly cruel 'sport'. I really hope this gets stamped out in the next few years - perhaps if it keeps drawing the ire of the media, it will facilitate a quicker change.
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RE: Viva El Toro
June 10, 2015 at 7:19 pm
(June 10, 2015 at 1:25 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Sorry.  No use for bullfighting.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/06/spanish-...testicles/



Quote:Spanish bullfighter gored in testicles



Go Bulls!

That's absolutely the right place to aim for the bull.
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RE: Viva El Toro
June 10, 2015 at 7:21 pm
It would get my attention...but then, the closest I want to get to a bull is a t-bone steak.
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RE: Viva El Toro
June 11, 2015 at 3:35 am
Oh my - gored.

New balls, please.
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RE: Viva El Toro
June 11, 2015 at 4:00 am (This post was last modified: June 11, 2015 at 4:02 am by robvalue.)
Deserves everything he got. Fucking disgusting. I know some places have now banned this, I hope in the near future this hideous practice will be stopped entirely.
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