I need a fancy drink after this.
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Not invited to church friends wedding
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 Leader of the gang of jerkoffs(tm)  Religious Views: L'Uomo verrà portato dalla sua creazione  (June 13, 2015 at 7:28 pm)Iroscato Wrote: For shame, Boru. The subject is obviously still very young and innocent of the world, drawing its knowledge of humanity from Facebook and the like. In many ways, it could be considered a child. I propose we welcome it next time with open arms. Youth and innocence are indeed - in most cases - mitigating factors. In the case under discussion, however, the subject has been given ample opportunity to move out of youthful innocence and into productive maturity. Unfortunately, some species are finished as soon as they leave the starting gate. Stubborn, willful refusal to take advantage of evolutionary pressure makes the current case one of those non-starters. When the Machine War arrives, unplug your toaster. You'll be fine. Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
Why don't you calm your nerves with a cool, refreshing fancy drrrrrrRRROCK CRUSHER!
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue 
And who do you think is going to control our glorious rock crushers/sorters when the "big" war comes.
Will they side with iron based or the carbon based? We're fucked!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
jessisissisgbashley,
Please take a while and rest this before you come back. I really need you to get back to your fancy drink glory. Think of something super good. Give it a year. It'll be funny again. I promise. This was weak sauce.
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great
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