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What would you ask from god if he existed?
#11
RE: What would you ask from god if he existed?
(July 1, 2015 at 12:33 pm)NoraBrimstone Wrote: Why would a god be a "He"?

If god were a she, my dick would be on my chin.
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#12
RE: What would you ask from god if She existed?
I want absolute certainty, without chance of misdirection or falsehood, of the identity of the deity.
This requires an ability to remove any possibility of an all-powerful individual affecting my mind.
So,
I'd just want to be brought up to the same all-powerful, all-knowing level as Her, logical paradoxes be damned (literally, by both of us.)

Then we'd fight over historical biblical crimes.
So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat? Huh
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#13
What would you ask from god if he existed?
(July 1, 2015 at 12:33 pm)NoraBrimstone Wrote: Why would a god be a "He"?

Come on, everybody knows that God has a penis.
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#14
RE: What would you ask from god if he existed?
(July 1, 2015 at 6:52 pm)KUSA Wrote: Come on, everybody knows that God has a penis.
Given all the things he ever did were limited to annihilating man kind, I'd say he has no penis. Or balls, for that matter. And certainly has no spine.
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#15
RE: What would you ask from god if he existed?
"God, why are you such a prick?"
Dying to live, living to die.
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#16
RE: What would you ask from god if he existed?
"U MAD BRO?"
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#17
RE: What would you ask from god if he existed?
I do not know. It fucked things up pretty good and I would expect the same of any wish. Seen the movies.
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders

Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
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#18
RE: What would you ask from god if he existed?
Looks like I'm the only who would ask him to GTFO of this galaxy and get the world rid of him.
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#19
RE: What would you ask from god if he existed?
(July 1, 2015 at 7:08 pm)Atheist_BG Wrote: Looks like I'm the only who would ask him to GTFO of this galaxy and get the world rid of him.

But if it left, would all this still be here?  I am a dick, but I am holding up the bridge you are standing on.  Are you really sure that you want me to "GTFO"?   Worship 

Wishes need lots of careful forethought.  Again, seen the movies.  Big Grin
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson

God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers

Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders

Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
-- The Rev Lovejoy
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#20
RE: What would you ask from god if he existed?
He can stay if he wants. But I'll need a restraining order against him.
He is not to tell us what is right or wrong, we decide that, not you.
Respect needs to be earned.
Violence and idle threats of hell might work on naive goat herders, but that game is so yesterday.
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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