I'm running for president!!!

[Longhorn]

Sure, talks about gaping and all that other whatevering no problem, but says 'behind' once and starts giggling like a schoolgirl

[vorlon13]

Indeed.

[Fake Messiah]

Two chocolate muffins with strawberry jam filling or no deal

Well yeah I see that some of you are expecting from me to give some promises, but I can't give any till I become the actual president and hear what guys like Koch brothers, Exxon, BP and other big companies want me to do because they have real money. I mean the money I would get from regular people wouldn't even cover my bar tab.

I guess the only thing I can promise for certain is more job opportunities for women because in my first 4 year mandate I plan to fuck 1 million american females who will be compensated from $50 and up, depending on their financial status and considering that more and more women are going into internet porn, credentials as being fucked by president will be much bigger stature then amateur porn cum bag on net. Not to mention great opportunities for cute femmes coming from other states which will be payed in green as well, but card instead of money. OMFG my dick gets hard just by thinking I'm living in WH - SO PLEASE PLEASE YOU HAVE TO VOTE FOR ME!!!!!

And also don't ask me to promise to end the wars since that is ridiculous. We need them because those million dollar missiles have to bang somewhere in order for new to be made, which then make jobs as well keeping US well armed and protected. I mean I have nothing personally against Iraqis or Afghans or Africans or who ever we're also in war with, but they have to die sometimes to keep us strong and keeping them alive is just unAmerican. We don't want to bang our rockets somewhere where there is no one because then other countries will think we aim badly and that our army is weak and then everybody will attack us. Rather bang some sheep herding camel riders and proclaim them as greatest menace for America since ever since nobody is going to miss them.

FAKE MESSIAH 2016!!

[Minimalist]

Go for the republicunt nomination.  You'll have a better chance,

[Ravenshire]

It's official I'm running for president!!! Like some of my colleagues co-runners I have chosen the Internet to announce my run for White House.

Vote for me because I want to live in a White House where I'll have almost infinite amount of servants providing me with most luxurious and carefree life possible. Also, I will be enormously popular with tons of pussy at my disposal. I also want to show my ex-schoolmates and my ex-teachers that I'm far better then them and to all bitches that didn't want to date me to give something to be grin about.
It's not just about being treated like a God for 4 or 8 years I also want to make lots of business connections, so that once I get out of that shameless worship of one person place, I'm totally secured monetarily by first getting lots of money from big corporations to indulge their ridiculous, greedy schemes and second, to get some other data that will help me even after my therm to keep piling up big bucks.
And also, since I'm a sentimentalist. I want to enter the history books and through that gain some sort of afterlife in hearts and minds of many big and small Americans and people of other nations that will remember my name and know me trough legends that some of my lackeys will invent during my WH stay.

So

FAKE MESSIAH 2016!!

Don't you know honest politicians never get elected.

[Longhorn]

Candy or no deal

[Fake Messiah]

Seems more like cranky no deal. Why cunt you share your dream with me and identify yourselves with me so that you feel that my victory is like you winning. That my fucking all these broads in White House, traveling around the world for free, hanging out with celebs, having fancy dinners etc. is like you having all that stuff?

I was reading Gore Vidal's "Julian" which is set in the Roman era and this passage where Julian speeks to Gallus, the emperor, really got me inspired. I mean I could be like Gallus but in the White house: I have a meeting and then pretty girl walks in and starts riding my cock while I talk to others. This would make me a great emperor, or should I say president, because my decisions would be relaxed and not full of frustrations and hate. We have to learn more from Romans:

At this point an extraordinarily pretty girl slipped quietly into the room. Gallus did not acknowledge her presence, so neither did I. He continued to talk and drink, while she made love to him in front of me. I suppose it was the most embarrassing moment of my life. I tried not to watch. I looked at the ceiling. I looked at the floor. But my eyes continually strayed back to my brother as he reclined on the couch, hardly moving, as the girl with infinite skill and delicacy served him. ...

I almost missed the question, my eyes riveted on what the girl was doing. Oribasius says that I am a prude. I suppose he is right. I know that I was sweating with nervous tension as I watched the ravishing of Gallus. "No," I stammered. "I have no wish to be Caesar. Only a student. I am perfectly happy."  ...

He stopped suddenly and took a deep breath. The girl had finished. She got to her feet and stood in front of him, head bowed. He smiled, charmingly. Then he reached up and with all his strength struck her full in the face. She staggered back, but made no sound. Then at a gesture from him, she withdrew.
Gallus turned to me as though nothing had happened and picked up his sentence where he had left off. "  ...

We are the chosen of God. But even so…" He yawned. He lay back on the couch. "Even so…" he repeated and shut his eyes. I waited a moment for him to continue. But he was asleep.
The eunuchs reappeared. One placed a silk coverlet over Gallus. The other removed the wine. They acted as though what I had witnessed was a perfectly ordinary evening; perhaps it was. As Gallus began drunkenly to snore, I tiptoed from the room.

BTW Neimenovic just out of curiosity is there some atheist forum or community on Balkans? I presume you're from there.

FAKE MESSIAH 2016!!

[Longhorn]

BTW Neimenovic just out of curiosity is there some atheist forum or community on Balkans? I presume you're from there.

Not actually from there, but somewhat close.....relatively.....On a cosmological scale
Sorry, can't help you. But there probably is something like that somewhere around there
Why you ask?

[Fake Messiah]

^^I'm asking because that place seemes like it needs some waking up, especially with this Medjugorje bullshit.

FAKE MESSIAH 2016!!