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RE: Go to Food Lion and buy 3 items
July 7, 2015 at 5:10 pm
(July 7, 2015 at 5:07 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Wine
Quaaludes
Pudding pops
Food Lion?
Anyway,
Beer
Cold Beer
More Beer
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RE: Go to Food Lion and buy 3 items
July 7, 2015 at 5:29 pm
A tire inner tube
A monkey wrench
Chapstick.
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RE: Go to Food Lion and buy 3 items
July 7, 2015 at 5:30 pm
Chain
Harness
Lace
You make people miserable and there's nothing they can do about it, just like god.
-- Homer Simpson
God has no place within these walls, just as facts have no place within organized religion.
-- Superintendent Chalmers
Science is like a blabbermouth who ruins a movie by telling you how it ends. There are some things we don't want to know. Important things.
-- Ned Flanders
Once something's been approved by the government, it's no longer immoral.
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RE: Go to Food Lion and buy 3 items
July 7, 2015 at 6:06 pm
Pogo stick
Trampoline
Space helmet
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
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RE: Go to Food Lion and buy 3 items
July 7, 2015 at 6:08 pm
Bleach.
Suppositories.
Casserole dish.
(Then I would send out the invitations.)
Boru
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RE: Go to Food Lion and buy 3 items
July 7, 2015 at 6:11 pm
Bread.
Pate.
Butter.
Have myself a fuckton of sammiches.
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RE: Go to Food Lion and buy 3 items
July 7, 2015 at 6:56 pm
Just to mess with them this
1. Mini skirt
2. Panty Hose
3. Size 13 pumps
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