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Cursing in Xtian
July 14, 2015 at 7:15 pm
In the heat of the moment I often find myself cursing in xtian. I know it's a knee jerk response from my youth but still find it humorous. Usual ones are god dammit, fucking hell, jesus fucking christ.
I'd like to expand my curse vocabulary. Do you have any that you regularly use or are particularly offensive to the xtians?
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RE: Cursing in Xtian
July 14, 2015 at 7:24 pm
My fav is fuck the holy spirit up the ass with a rusty chainsaw and its mother too, but it's a bit lengthy when you've just stubbed your toe
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RE: Cursing in Xtian
July 14, 2015 at 7:37 pm
(July 14, 2015 at 7:24 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: My fav is fuck the holy spirit up the ass with a rusty chainsaw and its mother too, but it's a bit lengthy when you've just stubbed your toe
Yeah, a bit lengthy but hilarious.
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RE: Cursing in Xtian
July 14, 2015 at 7:40 pm
I try not to get too fancy. It confuses the dolts.
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RE: Cursing in Xtian
July 14, 2015 at 8:26 pm
...Jesus H(itler) Tapdancing fucking christ that fucking hurt more than getting a rectal exam from the fucking hulk!
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RE: Cursing in Xtian
July 14, 2015 at 8:30 pm
If you want to swear without swearing, just say "Jamaican Farthing!" sounds a bit dirty.
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RE: Cursing in Xtian
July 14, 2015 at 8:44 pm
One of the greatest southern curses is "Why dear, you look lovely."
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RE: Cursing in Xtian
July 14, 2015 at 8:44 pm
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(July 14, 2015 at 7:40 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I try not to get too fancy. It confuses the dolts.
god dammit Min, I was kind of counting on you. Give me the unfancy.
(July 14, 2015 at 8:44 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: One of the greatest southern curses is "Why dear, you look lovely."
Know I've heard it when in the south but never picked up on it. Got any blatantly offensive?
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