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The Norse Gods are the Real Deal
#31
RE: The Norse Gods are the Real Deal
(July 15, 2015 at 5:05 pm)Rhythm Wrote:
(July 15, 2015 at 4:40 pm)ChadWooters Wrote: They could demonic entities.

What kind of bigoted motherfucker won't even allow other cultures their own fairies...huh....do you -have- to attempt to co-opt everything?  Don't you have a hole into crawl in somewhere?

He's really just bitter and angry with Odin for not granting his wishes.  When he grows up, he will seek Odin's forgiveness.

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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#32
RE: The Norse Gods are the Real Deal
I'm thinking I'm on board with this whole Odin thing, but I do have a question. In Valhalla, do I have to go out on the daily sackings, lootings, and pillagings, or can I just hang out in the mead hall and drink?
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#33
RE: The Norse Gods are the Real Deal
Look, if you can't get with the program, it is Hel for you.

"A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence."
— David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
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#34
RE: The Norse Gods are the Real Deal
(July 15, 2015 at 3:38 pm)Beccs Wrote: Forget your Christianity, your Islam, your Hinduism, and all those other false doctrines.

Ignore their false "holy" books, full of contradictions, fallacies, and lies.

Only the Norse Gods are real.

Am I going to make any pseudo scientific claims to prove this?

No.

I will ask just one question:  When was the last time you saw a Frost Giant or a troll?

Actually, real gods know how to shave.
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#35
RE: The Norse Gods are the Real Deal
(July 15, 2015 at 7:13 pm)Chuck Wrote:
(July 15, 2015 at 3:38 pm)Beccs Wrote: Forget your Christianity, your Islam, your Hinduism, and all those other false doctrines.

Ignore their false "holy" books, full of contradictions, fallacies, and lies.

Only the Norse Gods are real.

Am I going to make any pseudo scientific claims to prove this?

No.

I will ask just one question:  When was the last time you saw a Frost Giant or a troll?

Actually, real gods know how to shave.

It's confusing because Jesus is always depicted with a beard yet many Christians yell "Jesus shaves!".
Dying to live, living to die.
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#36
RE: The Norse Gods are the Real Deal
(July 15, 2015 at 3:38 pm)Beccs Wrote: Forget your Christianity, your Islam, your Hinduism, and all those other false doctrines.

Ignore their false "holy" books, full of contradictions, fallacies, and lies.

Only the Norse Gods are real.

Give up an eye for the wisdom of Odin?

I'M IN!!!!!!

Now where is that Well of Urd?
So how, exactly, does God know that She's NOT a brain in a vat? Huh
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#37
RE: The Norse Gods are the Real Deal
(July 15, 2015 at 10:35 pm)JuliaL Wrote:
(July 15, 2015 at 3:38 pm)Beccs Wrote: Forget your Christianity, your Islam, your Hinduism, and all those other false doctrines.

Ignore their false "holy" books, full of contradictions, fallacies, and lies.

Only the Norse Gods are real.

Give up an eye for the wisdom of Odin?

I'M IN!!!!!!

Now where is that Well of Urd?

In the Islam threads....

Oh, I thought you said "Turd"

Sorry...
Dying to live, living to die.
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#38
RE: The Norse Gods are the Real Deal
I'd imagine he'd had a goatie or two......
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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