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#21
RE: convenience store evangelism
July 19, 2015 at 10:33 am
being 6'2" and 225 lbs I would take the free pizza and then say Fuck Off.  No shame in a free pie!
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RE: convenience store evangelism
July 19, 2015 at 12:05 pm
I know right.....I cant help but see a free pie as a net gain.
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RE: convenience store evangelism
July 19, 2015 at 1:07 pm
(July 19, 2015 at 3:08 am)robvalue Wrote: In England we are lucky enough that it is very rare to see it anywhere. The only thing I get is JW banging on the door and talking nonsense.

God sure does move in mysterious ways. "Starving child, cancer patient, let's see... Ah! A man who could buy a woman a pizza. I'll get involved here, I think."
If you've got the time some day try inviting the JW in and then go psycho on them. It's kind of fun to watch the panic behavior. They might secretly mark your house as a "no go" area.
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RE: convenience store evangelism
July 19, 2015 at 1:34 pm
The only similar thing I've encountered is Mormon missionaries who offer to help with my weeding. Someday I should say yes just to see how dirty white shirts can get.
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RE: convenience store evangelism
July 19, 2015 at 1:38 pm
No, but if someone wants to pay for a tank of gas I'll be happy to stand there for a few minutes while they talk about religion. I will go to their service station of choice every two weeks, and they can pay $30 for my time. I'll sit at a ten minute bible study for that. While eating some chocolate, and drinking some coke. Sounds quite tolerable.
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RE: convenience store evangelism
July 19, 2015 at 2:08 pm (This post was last modified: July 19, 2015 at 2:09 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
30$ every two weeks....?  What do you drive...a hedge trimmer? I'm a bit jealous....can't deny it. I'd need to find me some -far- more generous christers.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: convenience store evangelism
July 19, 2015 at 9:00 pm (This post was last modified: July 19, 2015 at 9:41 pm by Thumpalumpacus.)
(July 19, 2015 at 1:07 pm)mh.brewer Wrote:
(July 19, 2015 at 3:08 am)robvalue Wrote: In England we are lucky enough that it is very rare to see it anywhere. The only thing I get is JW banging on the door and talking nonsense.

God sure does move in mysterious ways. "Starving child, cancer patient, let's see... Ah! A man who could buy a woman a pizza. I'll get involved here, I think."
If you've got the time some day try inviting the JW in and then go psycho on them. It's kind of fun to watch the panic behavior. They might secretly mark your house as a "no go" area.

If you want to be marked as a no-go, all you have to do is tell them you're disFellowshipped. They're forbidden contact, and will not return.

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RE: convenience store evangelism
July 19, 2015 at 9:12 pm
Thanks Park, I'll remember that one!
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RE: convenience store evangelism
July 19, 2015 at 10:43 pm (This post was last modified: July 19, 2015 at 10:44 pm by Thumpalumpacus.)
My pleasure, brother. Protecting you from JW dickwads since 1966, that's my motto.

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RE: convenience store evangelism
July 19, 2015 at 10:53 pm
I'm not quite sure what I said to the last JWs the rolled through my neighborhood, but they haven't been back to my place - even though they still troll the neighborhood.

I'm pretty sure they think I'm one of Satan's minions.
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