RE: Proof That Catholics Are Perverted!
May 4, 2010 at 6:16 pm
(This post was last modified: May 5, 2010 at 4:31 am by Caecilian.)
Thank you binny and leo for posting the graet videos. Had never heard of Edward Current before. He's hilarious.
Seriously, though, I do think that he raises some important theological points.
Since God is perfect, and since Jesus is God, it follows that Jesus must be perfect. That implies that all of Jesus' body parts must be perfect, including his cock. Which explains the 11 inches.
Furthermore, God's perfection is eternal and unchanging. Since the perfect state of a penis is obviously erect, it follows that Jesus must have a permanent raging hard-on.
And for any gay guys reading this, truly there is Good News! Precisely the same argument applies to the Good Lord's ass, so as well as having a massive hard cock, He also has a perfectly tight asshole. Since it is BLASPHEMY to think that the Lord would require any artificial additions or aids to his perfection, we can assume that his ass is permanently and perfectly lubricated.
I hope that these insights will strengthen your FAITH and lead you to love God with a GREATER PASSION.
Yours in Christ,
Caecilian
Seriously, though, I do think that he raises some important theological points.
Since God is perfect, and since Jesus is God, it follows that Jesus must be perfect. That implies that all of Jesus' body parts must be perfect, including his cock. Which explains the 11 inches.
Furthermore, God's perfection is eternal and unchanging. Since the perfect state of a penis is obviously erect, it follows that Jesus must have a permanent raging hard-on.
And for any gay guys reading this, truly there is Good News! Precisely the same argument applies to the Good Lord's ass, so as well as having a massive hard cock, He also has a perfectly tight asshole. Since it is BLASPHEMY to think that the Lord would require any artificial additions or aids to his perfection, we can assume that his ass is permanently and perfectly lubricated.
I hope that these insights will strengthen your FAITH and lead you to love God with a GREATER PASSION.
Yours in Christ,
Caecilian
