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RE: Cyanide Pills
July 20, 2015 at 5:49 pm
(July 20, 2015 at 5:14 pm)Spooky Wrote: (July 20, 2015 at 4:48 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: I don't think I like thought of bullets. What if they miss?
Missing is unlikely at close range if you have somebody who knows what they're doing and the person being shot is restrained. While I grant that bullets/shooting may sound barbaric, as a hunter and a soldier it is my opinion that this is the most effective way.
My second place suggestion would be explosives. A small bit of C4 placed at the base of the skull that is then remotely detonated.
Effective, quick, painless. Though that sounds barbaric even to me. And would also place more danger on the person performing the act. Plus, for the believers you can etch "god is coming" on the jacket. They won't flinch!
No danger for the performer, remote trigger/firing pin setup.
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RE: Cyanide Pills
July 20, 2015 at 5:52 pm
(July 20, 2015 at 5:49 pm)mh.brewer Wrote: (July 20, 2015 at 5:14 pm)Spooky Wrote: Missing is unlikely at close range if you have somebody who knows what they're doing and the person being shot is restrained. While I grant that bullets/shooting may sound barbaric, as a hunter and a soldier it is my opinion that this is the most effective way.
My second place suggestion would be explosives. A small bit of C4 placed at the base of the skull that is then remotely detonated.
Effective, quick, painless. Though that sounds barbaric even to me. And would also place more danger on the person performing the act. Plus, for the believers you can etch "god is coming" on the jacket. They won't flinch!
No danger for the performer, remote trigger/firing pin setup.
The only difference though, is that your family isn't getting an open casket funeral with method B. A .22 caliber bullet to the back of the head won't mess you up too bad for the funeral.
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RE: Cyanide Pills
July 20, 2015 at 6:12 pm
(July 20, 2015 at 10:19 am)AFTT47 Wrote: (July 20, 2015 at 12:29 am)ignoramus Wrote: Does anybody find any irony in making sure the convicts are perfectly healthy prior to taking their life?
Did their victims die a painless death? If he killed your sister, you'd want be the one plunging the knife in!
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RE: Cyanide Pills
July 21, 2015 at 12:27 am
Mr. Wiggin: Good morning, gentlemen.
Clients: Good morning.
Mr. Wiggin: This is a 12-story block combining classical neo-Georgian features with the efficiency of modern techniques. The tenants arrive here and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort, past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these...
Client 1: Excuse me.
Mr. Wiggin: Yes?
Client 1: Did you say 'knives'?
Mr. Wiggin: Rotating knives, yes.
Client 2: Do I take it that you are proposing to slaughter our tenants?
Mr. Wiggin: ...Does that not fit in with your plans?
Client 1: Not really. We asked for a simple block of flats.
Mr. Wiggin: Oh. I hadn't fully divined your attitude towards the tenants. You see I mainly design slaughter houses.
Clients: Ah.
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July 21, 2015 at 1:27 am
(July 21, 2015 at 12:27 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Mr. Wiggin: Good morning, gentlemen.
Clients: Good morning.
Mr. Wiggin: This is a 12-story block combining classical neo-Georgian features with the efficiency of modern techniques. The tenants arrive here and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort, past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these...
Client 1: Excuse me.
Mr. Wiggin: Yes?
Client 1: Did you say 'knives'?
Mr. Wiggin: Rotating knives, yes.
Client 2: Do I take it that you are proposing to slaughter our tenants?
Mr. Wiggin: ...Does that not fit in with your plans?
Client 1: Not really. We asked for a simple block of flats.
Mr. Wiggin: Oh. I hadn't fully divined your attitude towards the tenants. You see I mainly design slaughter houses.
Clients: Ah.
Mr. Wiggin: Pity.
Clients: Yes.
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July 21, 2015 at 1:40 am
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I've come to the conclusion that we should just cut their heads off quickly and cleanly so we sit and watch them run around like "HEADLESS FUCKING CHOOKS" for a little while!
If that ain't entertainment folks, I don't know what is! 
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RE: Cyanide Pills
July 21, 2015 at 2:08 am
(July 21, 2015 at 1:40 am)ignoramus Wrote: I've come to the conclusion that we should just cut their heads off quickly and cleanly so we sit and watch them run around like "HEADLESS FUCKING CHOOKS" for a little while!
If that ain't entertainment folks, I don't know what is!
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RE: Cyanide Pills
July 21, 2015 at 8:46 am
(July 21, 2015 at 12:27 am)vorlon13 Wrote: Mr. Wiggin: Good morning, gentlemen.
Clients: Good morning.
Mr. Wiggin: This is a 12-story block combining classical neo-Georgian features with the efficiency of modern techniques. The tenants arrive here and are carried along the corridor on a conveyor belt in extreme comfort, past murals depicting Mediterranean scenes, towards the rotating knives. The last twenty feet of the corridor are heavily soundproofed. The blood pours down these chutes and the mangled flesh slurps into these...
Client 1: Excuse me.
Mr. Wiggin: Yes?
Client 1: Did you say 'knives'?
Mr. Wiggin: Rotating knives, yes.
Client 2: Do I take it that you are proposing to slaughter our tenants?
Mr. Wiggin: ...Does that not fit in with your plans?
Client 1: Not really. We asked for a simple block of flats.
Mr. Wiggin: Oh. I hadn't fully divined your attitude towards the tenants. You see I mainly design slaughter houses.
Clients: Ah.
Mr. Wiggin: Pity.
Clients: Yes. Python fans are the best. Unfortunately a dying breed. How about if the convicted just defend themselves against fruit?
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RE: Cyanide Pills
July 21, 2015 at 10:50 pm
Responsible people who commit death penalty crimes commit suicide afterwards.
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