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Have you ever been marked to be a god?
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 (July 21, 2015 at 4:09 am)Neimenovic Wrote: ... Tosh! Those of us in the know realize you are the one true god. "A wise man ... proportions his belief to the evidence." — David Hume, An Enquiry Concerning Human Understanding, Section X, Part I.
I met a guy at a bar wearing a lamb of god shirt. We started talking about metal, which lead to talking about the local talent. He said "Man, have you seen that Exian kid play!?" I planned on just nodding and steering the conversation elsewhere cuz I felt embarrassed for some reason, but my friend slammed his hands on my shoulders, looked the guy in his face, and said "You're talking to him." Haha The guy basically started sucking my ego off. I felt pretty godlike after that. Never had my reputation precede me before.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay." For context, this is the previous verse: "Hi Jesus" -robvalue  (July 21, 2015 at 7:01 am)robvalue Wrote: Thanks Ruler of the universe in only three steps? That's not how it's normally done. To accomplish this, step two will have to involve cooking the books. A lot. |
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Yeah, I have a safe plan.