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Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists!
July 31, 2015 at 7:24 am
You know i'm not here, not only to prove that God exists but also prove that us Christians are very right and atheists like yourself are very wrong. First i want to address that Christianity is the one true religion among all religion, that's right atheists.
1.If God is not real then who wrote the bible? I know desperate atheists like yourself are being confused about what to say against my christian logic. Put it this way, we all know Plato exists because he wrote about books that tells that he himself exists, so God must exists in order for the book to be written. Checkmate Atheists!
2.If God is not real then how did anything came to be? You know as a christian i'm always challenged by stuffs that are infinitely difficult to comprehend like how a rainbow forms. We all know that it forms because the flood is over. Hey atheists answers this if there was no flood then how can the rainbow came to be? Check and Mate Atheists!
3.If God is not real then why does a corn and a banana fits in the human hand? Checkmate Atheists!
4. If God never existed in the first place then how come i feel God in my heart? Checkmate Atheists!
5.If there was no God then who assigned Sun to be yellow and not blue or red? Checkmate Atheists!
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RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists!
July 31, 2015 at 7:28 am
Finally, someone speaks the truth. All hail baa'l!!
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RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists!
July 31, 2015 at 7:30 am
What you have argued for is at best a deist god and not the Christian/jewish/muslim god that you are pretending to argue for. But I appreciate you letting us know you're a poe in your username.
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RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists!
July 31, 2015 at 7:33 am
What's the fun of a poe if I can't call it first and get the cookies? ._.
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July 31, 2015 at 7:35 am
He's cleverly using a triple reverse poe!
He wants us to think he's a poe when in fact, he really is that stupid! Fucking brilliant!
you forgot 6) the rough end of a pineapple fits snugly up an anus! please try it! you'll be surprised !
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RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists!
July 31, 2015 at 7:36 am
Where are the names of the Bible College Phd scholars 87.43% of whom agree with the list?
It's things like that where people like Randy have changed the whole impact of apologetics.
The gods did not reveal, from the beginning,
All things to us, but in the course of time
Through seeking we may learn and know things better.
These things are, we conjecture, like the truth.
But as for certain truth, no man has known it,
Nor shall he know it, neither of the gods
Nor yet of all the things of which I speak.
And even if by chance he were to utter
The final truth, he would himself not know it:
For all is but a woven web of guesses.
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RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists!
July 31, 2015 at 8:08 am
(July 31, 2015 at 7:36 am)Kaninchen Wrote: Where are the names of the Bible College Phd scholars 87.43% of whom agree with the list?
It's things like that where people like Randy have changed the whole impact of apologetics.
...Wait...you are joking, right?
And the OP...he's just trolling...isn't he? Guys! GUYS?!
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RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists!
July 31, 2015 at 8:30 am
(July 31, 2015 at 8:08 am)Redbeard The Pink Wrote: (July 31, 2015 at 7:36 am)Kaninchen Wrote: Where are the names of the Bible College Phd scholars 87.43% of whom agree with the list?
It's things like that where people like Randy have changed the whole impact of apologetics.
...Wait...you are joking, right?
Me? Joke about my favourite used car salesman?
As if!
The gods did not reveal, from the beginning,
All things to us, but in the course of time
Through seeking we may learn and know things better.
These things are, we conjecture, like the truth.
But as for certain truth, no man has known it,
Nor shall he know it, neither of the gods
Nor yet of all the things of which I speak.
And even if by chance he were to utter
The final truth, he would himself not know it:
For all is but a woven web of guesses.
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RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists!
August 1, 2015 at 3:19 am
(July 31, 2015 at 7:24 am)Christian Poe-try Wrote: You know i'm not here, not only to prove that God exists but also prove that us Christians are very right and atheists like yourself are very wrong. First i want to address that Christianity is the one true religion among all religion, that's right atheists.
1.If God is not real then who wrote the bible? I know desperate atheists like yourself are being confused about what to say against my christian logic. Put it this way, we all know Plato exists because he wrote about books that tells that he himself exists, so God must exists in order for the book to be written. Checkmate Atheists!
2.If God is not real then how did anything came to be? You know as a christian i'm always challenged by stuffs that are infinitely difficult to comprehend like how a rainbow forms. We all know that it forms because the flood is over. Hey atheists answers this if there was no flood then how can the rainbow came to be? Check and Mate Atheists!
3.If God is not real then why does a corn and a banana fits in the human hand? Checkmate Atheists!
4. If God never existed in the first place then how come i feel God in my heart? Checkmate Atheists!
5.If there was no God then who assigned Sun to be yellow and not blue or red? Checkmate Atheists!
Atheists-0 Christians-5 Well, you've certainly convinced me.
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RE: Proof that god, exists. Checkmate atheists!
August 1, 2015 at 4:10 am
(July 31, 2015 at 7:24 am)Christian Poe-try Wrote: You know i'm not here, not only to prove that God exists but also prove that us Christians are very right and atheists like yourself are very wrong. First i want to address that Christianity is the one true religion among all religion, that's right atheists.
1.If God is not real then who wrote the bible? I know desperate atheists like yourself are being confused about what to say against my christian logic. Put it this way, we all know Plato exists because he wrote about books that tells that he himself exists, so God must exists in order for the book to be written. Checkmate Atheists!
2.If God is not real then how did anything came to be? You know as a christian i'm always challenged by stuffs that are infinitely difficult to comprehend like how a rainbow forms. We all know that it forms because the flood is over. Hey atheists answers this if there was no flood then how can the rainbow came to be? Check and Mate Atheists!
3.If God is not real then why does a corn and a banana fits in the human hand? Checkmate Atheists!
4. If God never existed in the first place then how come i feel God in my heart? Checkmate Atheists!
5.If there was no God then who assigned Sun to be yellow and not blue or red? Checkmate Atheists!
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You poor thing. You didn't prove a thing, and your moves are so messed up it's laughable. You obviously know nothing. Just how old are you? 6?
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