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WTF ?? Is this real ?? Cloacina !!!!
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WTF ?? Is this real ?? Cloacina !!!!
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cloacina


Made my little day.  I've been all a chuckle.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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Anusius needs his Queen!
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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Who whodda thot ??
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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Cool. Makes perfect sense to me. Now if I can get a toilet goddess in my house I'll have no problem sitting at the alter. Butt, she'll have to keep up her end of the bargain!
I don't have an anger problem, I have an idiot problem.
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Who would have thunk I've been giving tribute to a godess every day for the majority of my life, without even knowing about it? All hail Cloacina. Worship
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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Scoff if you wish, peasants, but the Cloaca Maxima made Rome what it was. 


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The forum, between the Palatine and Capitoline was a malarial swamp until the Great Sewer drained it.

That's a metric fuckton more than fucking jesus ever accomplished!
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No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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Quote:Scoff if you wish, peasants, but the Cloaca Maxima made Rome what it was. 

Too right, it did.  Without sufficient sewerage and related sanitation, disease will keep your city from growing beyond a certain size (cholera epidemics have a way of fucking with population density).  Without population, you can't build an army and make life interesting for your neighbours.  Rome was the first city in the world to reach one million in population, and did it in the second century BCE.  London was the second in Europe to do so - in the 19th century CE.  In both cases, the rapid increase in population was roughly concomitant with improvements in removing poo from the city.

All hail Cloacina!

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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Seriously: Anusius who?
Nolite te bastardes carborundorum.
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(August 4, 2015 at 6:00 am)rexbeccarox Wrote: Seriously: Anusius who?

Vorlon's personal deity. Specializes in bowel movements ._.
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