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Revealed : The stone that translated the book of mormon.

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Revealed : The stone that translated the book of mormon.
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RE: Revealed : The stone that translated the book of mormon.
August 5, 2015 at 11:02 am
At about the same time Jean-François Champollion deciphered the Stone of Rosetta. There's no contest who's winning the game of stones.
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RE: Revealed : The stone that translated the book of mormon.
August 6, 2015 at 11:50 am
(August 5, 2015 at 11:02 am)abaris Wrote: At about the same time Jean-François Champollion deciphered the Stone of Rosetta. There's no contest who's winning the game of stones.

And the irony there being, the Rosetta stone was used to figure out what those crazy Egyptian hieroglyphics actually meant, and unfortunately for the Mormons and poor Ol' Joe, they did not mean what Smith said when he translated other plates.

Oops. Caught in a fraud red handed he was. Liar, con man, busted. No reasonable explanation.

How they live that one down is beyond me, but a true believer can ignore facts like nothing else.
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RE: Revealed : The stone that translated the book of mormon.
August 6, 2015 at 11:56 am
(August 5, 2015 at 11:02 am)abaris Wrote: At about the same time Jean-François Champollion deciphered the Stone of Rosetta. There's no contest who's winning the game of stones.

When you play the game of stones you win or you lay the foundations to a mildly popular cult that makes you live comfortably for the rest of your life and lets you get all the ladies

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August 6, 2015 at 12:35 pm
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RE: Revealed : The stone that translated the book of mormon.
August 6, 2015 at 1:16 pm
Keep in mind, the Mormons have LITERALLY thousands of items to 'explain', illuminate, rescind, etc.

Why the fuck has every single revelation been revised at least once, and most of them repeatedly revised? What kind of 'God' are you fronting for that he gibbers ??
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RE: Revealed : The stone that translated the book of mormon.
August 17, 2015 at 1:55 pm
The Mormon hierarchy hasn't coughed up anything else for a couple weeks, come on now, they've got THOUSANDS of items of wonky shit to fess up to.

What's the hold up ??

How about explain why so many of the witnesses to the Book of Mormon got excommunicated ?? That otta be good for a yuck !!
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RE: Revealed : The stone that translated the book of mormon.
September 12, 2015 at 6:46 pm
But the Mormon guys become gods, each with his own planet and big harem. It's better than being a muslim or a Christian or a Jew.
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RE: Revealed : The stone that translated the book of mormon.
September 12, 2015 at 7:00 pm
(September 12, 2015 at 6:46 pm)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: But the Mormon guys become gods, each with his own planet and big harem.  It's better than being a muslim or a Christian or a Jew.

Supposedly, Mormonism is Christianity perfected.

How the humongous steaming pile of whackadoodleness old Joe Smith horked up is supposed to perfect anything is the mystery of the ages.
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