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How Evangelists Sound to Atheists
#21
How Evangelists Sound to Atheists
He must have the wrong version.

Luke 19:27
"But those enemies of mine who did not want me to be king over them--bring them here and kill them in front of me.'" or "execute them right here in front of me" or "and slaughter them before me" or "and slay them in my presence." or "slaughter them in front of me!" or "kill them in front of me" or "and cut them to pieces in my presence"...or maybe it didn't matter which version he picked.

I prefer the Weymouth New Testament version (cut them to pieces) at least it's a bit more specific in how to get the job done rather than the vagueness of kill/slay/slaughter interpretations - the fuckers could be using all sorts of nasty methods of disposing the unbelievers if they weren't given clear instruction.
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#22
RE: How Evangelists Sound to Atheists
I think this is a good representation:



"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
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#23
RE: How Evangelists Sound to Atheists
I think I would rather listen to that noise. At least it's consistent.
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#24
RE: How Evangelists Sound to Atheists
Most of them sound like Charlie Brown's teacher
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#25
RE: How Evangelists Sound to Atheists
(August 19, 2015 at 4:31 am)Homeless Nutter Wrote: I think this is a good representation:

It's not the most annoying sound. This is:



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#26
RE: How Evangelists Sound to Atheists
(August 19, 2015 at 4:02 am)robvalue Wrote: Pwned!

Everyone knows the bible except Christians it seems Wink Jesus is a monkey prick, people just pretend bits like that aren't there.

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#27
RE: How Evangelists Sound to Atheists
Actually their parents did both for them Undecided
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#28
RE: How Evangelists Sound to Atheists
(August 18, 2015 at 10:39 pm)Minimalist Wrote: or this one.



Just shown that one again to my kids, crying tears of laughter together but I did have to explain that the pastor wasn't actually farting to one of them.

"Praaaaarrrrrrp, Shoo Halleluja". Quality.
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#29
RE: How Evangelists Sound to Atheists
(August 18, 2015 at 8:05 pm)Thena323 Wrote:


Lol @Don's acting skillz
Sum ergo sum
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#30
RE: How Evangelists Sound to Atheists
(August 19, 2015 at 7:51 am)TubbyTubby Wrote: Just shown that one again to my kids, crying tears of laughter together but I did have to explain that the pastor wasn't actually farting to one of them.

Would it really make any difference?
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