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Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15
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RE: Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15
August 19, 2015 at 8:42 pm
(August 19, 2015 at 8:35 pm)TRJF Wrote: 1. Lots of sex. Dirty unprotected sex.
2. Get to the beach one last time.
3. Track down all family members in person, tell them I love them.
4. Do a bunch of illegal stuff: drive 200 mph, try LSD, assist a suicide.
5. Go to a city. Go to a skyscraper. Go to the roof. Watch the sun set. Walk to the edge. Turn around. Smile. Close eyes and fall back.

You should try LSD anyway. It's great.
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RE: Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15
August 19, 2015 at 9:54 pm
(August 19, 2015 at 8:00 pm)robvalue Wrote: 1. Draw my fist back.
2. Wait till I get the yellow glow.
3. Release! Bam! No more asteroid.
4. Victory dance.
5. Pizza.

1. Draw my fist back.
2. Die from an asteroid while waiting for my fist to start glowing because rob never explained what I was doing wrong.
3.
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5.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

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RE: Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15
August 19, 2015 at 9:57 pm
Ah, sorry! I forgot to do that.

If for some reason my plan fails, all I'd want to do is spend my remaining time with my wife, friends and pets.
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RE: Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15
August 19, 2015 at 10:45 pm
There are things I would genuinely love to do.

However, if the world didn't end then the consequences of my actions would be kinda long lasting (the arrest, the trial, the sentencing, life in prison...)
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Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15
August 19, 2015 at 11:51 pm
I would apologize and give props to professor because he was actually right about the end of the world coming in September (though I think he rescheduled it for October, are you sure NASA said Sept 15th?)
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RE: Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15
August 20, 2015 at 12:11 am
I would play Gary Moore's "End of the world" over and over until the meteor strikes, the amp blows up or I die from depression beforehand.
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RE: Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15
August 20, 2015 at 12:13 am (This post was last modified: August 20, 2015 at 12:14 am by robvalue.)
(August 19, 2015 at 11:51 pm)lkingpinl Wrote: I would apologize and give props to professor because he was actually right about the end of the world coming in September (though I think he rescheduled it for October, are you sure NASA said Sept 15th?)
Hmm. Well, if I predict the world will end every single day, do I get props when it happens? Tongue

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August 20, 2015 at 12:16 am
Imma go somewhere tropical and watch the world burn with a fucking mai tai in my hand and my toes in warm sand.
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RE: Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15
August 20, 2015 at 12:22 am
Mai Tai? Isn't that Sagat's fighting style from Street Fighter? Tongue I wonder what that would taste like.

Tigers, probably.
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RE: Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15
August 20, 2015 at 12:24 am
(August 20, 2015 at 12:22 am)robvalue Wrote: Mai Tai? Isn't that Sagat's fighting style from Street Fighter? Tongue I wonder what that would taste like.

Tigers, probably.

Nah you're thinking of something else.

A mai tai is rum, rum, rum, rum and rum with a splash of pineapple juice. Tongue
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