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Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15
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Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15
A monster comet is careening Earthward and NASA says it will strike on September 15. Wasn't it a comet that wiped out the dinosaurs? Where will you be when your laxative starts working?

Think—what do you want to do?

1. Make sure you're wearing clean underwear.
2. Take the midnight train to England and throw myself in the arms of you-know-who.
3. Fast-forward celebration of my 51-97th birthdays.
4. Eat an entire triple decker double german chocolate cake with chocolate icing and to devil with diets.
5. Sell my soul on eBay for the price of a comet-proof umbrella.

What do you want to do?
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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RE: Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15
Laugh my ass off at idiots who think the world is ending.
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RE: Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15
Emma Watson.
Emma Watson.
Emma Watson.
Emma Watson.
Emma Watson.
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RE: Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15
Tongue punch Sam Elliot's fart box
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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RE: Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15
1. Learn to play the 'The Imperial March' on the friction harp.

2. Drive a Bugatti Veyron into a lake.

3. Discover a way to build effective surgical instruments out of over-cook pasta.

4. Punch Liam Neeson in the face and scream, 'You used to be an actor! WHAT HAPPENED??'

5. Convince everyone on Earth - no exceptions - to change their middle name to 'Frodo'. No reason.

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15
(August 19, 2015 at 6:41 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Laugh my ass off at idiots who think the world is ending.

It will never happen.
FLW
Famous Last Words
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.

I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.

Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire

Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
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RE: Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15
1. Draw my fist back.
2. Wait till I get the yellow glow.
3. Release! Bam! No more asteroid.
4. Victory dance.
5. Pizza.
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RE: Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15
1. Lots of sex. Dirty unprotected sex.
2. Get to the beach one last time.
3. Track down all family members in person, tell them I love them.
4. Do a bunch of illegal stuff: drive 200 mph, try LSD, assist a suicide.
5. Go to a city. Go to a skyscraper. Go to the roof. Watch the sun set. Walk to the edge. Turn around. Smile. Close eyes and fall back.
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D

Don't worry, my friend.  If this be the end, then so shall it be.
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RE: Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15
(August 19, 2015 at 6:39 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: 2. Take the midnight train to England and throw myself in the arms of you-know-who.

You're going to throw yourself into the arms of Voldemort?
How will we know, when the morning comes, we are still human? - 2D

Don't worry, my friend.  If this be the end, then so shall it be.
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RE: Think of 1-5 Things You Want to do Before the World Ends on September 15
What would I do?

Two chicks at the same time.
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