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Mail Carrier Refuses To Deliver Gay Wedding Invitations -
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Mail Carrier Refuses To Deliver Gay Wedding Invitations -
http://nationalreport.net/mail-carrier-r...vitations/

Quote:MASON CITY, Iowa – Joining the list of Christians protesting the Supreme Court’s marriage equality ruling is mail carrier Dale Agawam, 21-year veteran of the postal service. Agawam objects to what he calls “the traditional marriage overthrow law”, by refusing to deliver what he calls “gay wedding” invitations to certain customers on his route.




When asked how he can spot gay wedding invitations, Agawam explains, “They look almost like regular Christian invitations, but the colors are slightly different and obviously, they go to gay households. It’s happening more and more since the Supreme Court and Obama and I don’t want to take part in any of that because of my faith.”
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* In case anyone is wondering, the National Report is a satire site.
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RE: Mail Carrier Refuses To Deliver Gay Wedding Invitations -
Well at least he didn't say invitations were written with cum and that if it rains it gets mixed with water and sips trough the cavities of his pants down his asshole and affects him with aids. Especially since they are on a phallic shaped cardboard that comes with anal ring piece cardboard that when put into each-other they make moaning sounds which is actually inviting that person to the wedding because gay language sounds remarkably like sexual moaning.

I mean no wonder that cretenic idiot Pope Francis said for legalization of gay marriage in Ireland that it was “defeat for humanity”.

But seriously I wonder if gay weddings are as boring as heterosexual.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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RE: Mail Carrier Refuses To Deliver Gay Wedding Invitations -
But yet invitations for Christians on their 200th wedding are A-okay.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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