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First world problems
#11
RE: First world problems
I'm pretty sure that's not exclusive to the first world.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/

Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html

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#12
RE: First world problems
Anticipating a headache.
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#13
RE: First world problems
I'm waiting on a credit and criminal background check so I can buy a mobile home. I'm so impatient I drank myself into a borderline psychotic episode. I'm sick of living in an apartment anyone in the 3rd world would envy.
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein
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#14
RE: First world problems
There's no football on tv tomorrow.
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#15
RE: First world problems
Our Nutella is almost gone and I fear for my sundaily breakfastverknügen.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#16
RE: First world problems
Apparently I shorted the meat probe that's built into the smoker when I was spraying the shoulders earlier because now it is pegged at 310 degrees. I've got an instant read backup, but that means opening the door. Sad
Save a life. Adopt a greyhound.
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#17
RE: First world problems
(September 5, 2015 at 11:17 pm)Alex K Wrote: Our Nutella is almost gone and I fear for my sundaily breakfastverknügen.

The nutella? Gone? Nonono that is a fucking global crisis.
To-morrow, and to-morrow, and to-morrow,
Creeps in this petty pace from day to day,
To the last syllable of recorded time;
And all our yesterdays have lighted fools
The way to dusty death. Out, out, brief candle!
Life's but a walking shadow, a poor player,
That struts and frets his hour upon the stage,
And then is heard no more. It is a tale
Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury,
Signifying nothing.
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#18
RE: First world problems
(September 5, 2015 at 8:40 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Dyndns used to be free, assholes!

freedns.afraid.org, bitches.
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#19
RE: First world problems
My Manhattan is too dry.
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#20
RE: First world problems
I had a horrible fucking nightmare and now I'm not sure if it isn't real ._.
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