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Pope Loses His Fucking Mind
#11
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Nah, he probably bought it from Primark. Under the religious bigot section.

EvF
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#12
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The old man has lost hist mind it would seem...

/insanity on
Now, to get his brain and study it!!!!
Muhahahaahaaaahaahahaaaa...
/insanity off
Angel
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#13
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Wow, you can switch your insanity on and off?

How insane.

EvF
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#14
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[Image: WhowillreplacethePope.jpg]
binnyCoffee
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#15
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(May 4, 2010 at 12:01 pm)binny Wrote: [Image: WhowillreplacethePope.jpg]

Is there a little boy under his robe?
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.

God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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(May 2, 2010 at 11:35 pm)Minimalist Wrote: http://apnews.excite.com/article/2010050...T8AG1.html

Quote:TURIN, Italy (AP) - Pope Benedict XVI all but gave an outright endorsement of the authenticity of the Shroud of Turin on Sunday, calling the cloth that some believe is Christ's burial shroud an icon "written with the blood" of a crucified man.

During a visit to the Shroud in the northern Italian city of Turin, Benedict didn't raise the scientific questions that surround the linen and whether it might be a medieval forgery. Instead, he delivered a powerful meditation on the faith that holds that the Shroud is indeed Christ's burial cloth.

"This is a burial cloth that wrapped the remains of a crucified man in full correspondence with what the Gospels tell us of Jesus," Benedict said. He said the relic - one of the most important in Christianity - should be seen as a photographic document of the "darkest mystery of faith" - that of Christ's crucifixion and resurrection.


Looks as if all the pressure has gotten to him!

Well jesus was the only man EVER to have been crucified so it must be his.

No wait.....



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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#17
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Have just read this great article on the turin shroud. The author, himself an artist, analyses the anatomy of the figure on the shroud. He concludes that it is grossly abnormal:

Quote:If Jesus had the proportions of the image in the shroud, then he was a severely deformed and pathological person who would have cut a shocking figure as he walked down the streets and paths of the Holy Land. Exceptionally tall for his time and place, his rather narrow head was so shrunken and low browed that it would have indicated a unique form of hypocephaly so serious that it would have impaired his mental function, leaving his intellectual performance similar to that of protohuman. Overly long arms would have hung at his sides, with one exceptionally elongated, the other less so because of an atrophied lower arm.

The best explanation is, of course, that its a mediaeval fake. Before the Renaissance, artists' knowledge of anatomy was rather limited, so the distortions of the figure aren't surprising (Leonardo or Michaelangelo would've done a much better job!).

But now the pope has gone off the proverbial deep end and given the shroud his infallible seal of authenticity. Does this mean that devout catholics now must believe that Jesus was severely deformed, including a miniscule brain?
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#18
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I've always been amused by the "infallibility" of the Pope. Why would you claim this? It's like building your *own* straw man.
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#19
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As usual, H. L. Mencken has an explanation for you, Loc.

Quote:The Catholic clergy seldom bother to make their arguments plausible; it is plain that they have little respect for human intelligence, and indeed little belief in its existence.
-- H L Mencken
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#20
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Shroud of Turin, its really a old holographic storage technology, as you can see below Smile

http://i49.tinypic.com/2v2gw76.png
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